Congratulations to Joel Osteen, who tonight tweeted perhaps the worst “inspirational” tweet since Dr. Phil asked if it was OK to have sex with a girl who was drunk. Osteen has some special words for true friends who are experiencing some friction, and it very well might involve some lotions or other lubricants.
https://twitter.com/JoelOsteen/status/396055369191264257
Dude, wanna rethink that one? MT @JoelOsteen: A true friend doesn’t rub it in when you make a mistake. They rub it out.
— Jordan Fifer (@JordanFifer) October 31, 2013
That tweet quickly disappeared, but Twitchy is forever, and the responses were priceless.
oops joel osteen deleted the tweet my "hehe rub it out" tweet was referring to, here it is: http://t.co/tLxtN9WqXO
— donny (@d_o_n_n_y_) November 1, 2013
Sir. RT @JoelOsteen: A true friend doesn’t rub it in when you make a mistake. They rub it out.
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) November 1, 2013
https://twitter.com/SladeHV/status/396055978057428993
What kind of f***ed up friends do you have?! RT @JoelOsteen: A true friend doesn’t rub it in when you make a mistake. They rub it out.
— Evil Sparky (@Evil_Sparky) October 31, 2013
https://twitter.com/ONORocks/status/396056123179925504
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/396058481712582656
@JoelOsteen @nycsouthpaw oooooooh yeah rub it out Joel
— lizzie mcguire (@LBennets) October 31, 2013
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Best unintentionally awesome tweet ever? RT @JoelOsteen: true friend doesn’t rub it in when u make mistake. They rub it out
— Sean T at RCP (@SeanTrende) October 31, 2013
Rubbing one out as we speak. RT @JoelOsteen: A true friend doesn’t rub it in when you make a mistake. They rub it out.
— Kunk (@Kunk7) October 31, 2013
you heard it here first people. @JoelOsteen, evangelical preacher, recommends having a friend "rub one out" for you.
— Pope Sean Paul II (@JuliusIrvington) October 31, 2013
https://twitter.com/ZendoKurtis/status/396061273550360576
Hoping that all these people teasing Joel Osteen for perfectly innocent tweet don't rub him the wrong way.
— Robert A George (@RobGeorge) October 31, 2013
Zing!