Gasping for breath! Halloween? More like Ha-LOL-ween. Iowahawk does it again with some oh-so-delicious mockery.
Oh, you want candy? Log into my easy-to-use Candycare app.
I'm sorry, the system is down. Would you like to speak to a Candycare navigator?— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 31, 2013
If you like your candy, you can keep your candy.
I'm sorry, your current bag plan has too many Snickers.
*snatch*#Candycare— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 31, 2013
And with that, #Candycare was off and running. Take it away, Twitter!
https://twitter.com/darthlevin/status/395912644336418817
@iowahawkblog Substandard snickers are frowned upon by this administration. #candycare
— Lauren (@unxpctdblessing) October 31, 2013
https://twitter.com/MathLibertarian/status/395913340465070082
#Candycare Oh, you'd like to keep that candy? Well I have a better one here for you. It's smaller, & I'll need to take 2 in exchange.
— MTiller (@LadaMokusa) October 31, 2013
@iowahawkblog For your own good, your Halloween candy will be replaced with granola & carrot sticks. #CandyCare
— Shawn Smith (@Zaklog) October 31, 2013
@iowahawkblog Don't forget any "tax" for not buying a #Candycare qualifying plan.
— Can of Spam (@iDoLikeSpam) October 31, 2013
Young man! Is that a $100,000 Bar in your sack? We'll have to transition that to a penny candy. #Candycare
— Judianna (@Judianna) October 31, 2013
Recommended
Transitioning is all the rage!
#Candycare – The first step to single-confectioner candy provision. The SAME candy for EVERYONE.
— HBMuzik (@HBConservative1) October 31, 2013
#CandyCare – Uh-oh…. 300,000 Hoosiers just had their Halloween Candy cancelled.
— HBMuzik (@HBConservative1) October 31, 2013
And win:
I'll trade you two Everlasting Transition Notices for a 404 Bar.#candycare#candycareexchange
— Effin' A Right (@FNA_Right) October 31, 2013
Bada-zing!
@iowahawkblog @JonahNRO Love this!
— Jill Levenhagen (@JillLevenhagen) October 31, 2013
We do too. Keep it coming, Twitter.