There was an attempted hijacking today as Mindy covered here. Fortunately, it was thwarted. Unfortunately it was thwarted by a bunch of Jews; unfortunate for the awful people we call journalists, that is.
It started as a joke.
“Austere Muslim pilot at helm of aircraft brutally mauled by Israeli colonizers mid-flight”
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) September 30, 2026
~ WaPo, probably
So absurd, right? Well, hang on you jaded consumer of mainstream media.
"Brawl between pilots"
— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) September 30, 2026
Shame on you @SkyNews
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Breaking news: A flight carrying about 180 passengers to Tel Aviv from Dubai was diverted to Saudi Arabia after a midair altercation prompted a hijacking distress signal and Israel to scramble fighter jets, with the Middle East already on a knife edge. https://t.co/W3p1X5tPD4
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) September 30, 2026
Israel-bound flight diverted after fight between pilots https://t.co/NE1Vx1pw4c
— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) September 30, 2026
This is reminiscent of how they maliciously spun the Butler, PA attempted assassination.
The Washington Post, which initially described the attempted assassination of Donald Trump as "loud noises at rally," has just received a Pulitzer for its coverage of the assassination attempt.
— Elle Reynolds Purnell (@_ellepurnell) May 5, 2025
(h/t: original screenshot from @TomBevanRCP) pic.twitter.com/DKw1elDwGF
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Remember when @CNN told us Trump “fell down” in Butler? 🤨 pic.twitter.com/j1OsHR9sqf
— Brad Fitzgerald (@BFitzGab) September 22, 2026
Let's get to the well-earned mockery.
Attempted hijackings are now "fights?!"
— Leftism (@LeftismForU) September 30, 2026
It was just a tiff, you see!
"Jews assault co-pilot of plane." - BBC.
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) September 30, 2026
— Smells Like Teen Statism (@BlueEightySix) September 30, 2026
“Midair altercation”
— Mulder’s Long Fight for Account Reinstatement (@proteinwisdom) September 30, 2026
You don’t hate our media enough.
Evergreen.