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People LOVE How Ted Cruz Patted Chris Murphy on the Head for His Cute Little 'Sportsball' Rant

Sen. Chris Murphy looked at packed stadiums and decided the real crisis in college sports isn’t roster chaos, transfer portals, or a system coaches and leagues say is breaking. It’s racism, of course: black athletes got bargaining power, and the white guys in charge can’t stand it. 

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It's always racism.

Or guns.

This guy is such a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie:

Ted Cruz’s reply was the verbal equivalent of a timeout. Nick Saban, 24 conferences, 370 universities, the NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, the U.S. Olympic Committee, and HBCUs have lined up behind the Protect College Sports Act. Murphy has a theory. Cruz has a coalition — and a pointed question about who writes Murphy’s checks.

OOH OOH WE KNOW.

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We have one heck of a bench on the Right.

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