Sen. Chris Murphy is back on his so-called annual Walk Across Connecticut, which is senator-speak for pointing a phone at himself for two minutes while he pretends to be just like everyone else. This time the pressing national briefing is whether he takes the same route every year and, wait for it, a deep dive on his sneakers. A sitting U.S. senator, mid-workweek, is narrating his own nature stroll like it’s a Michael Moore documentary nobody asked for.
Constituent service, apparently, now includes shoe talk and scenic suburban B-roll.
The rest of the country is working. Murphy is out here pulling a social media stunt his much-younger gf likely encouraged him to pull.
In which I answer a couple questions people have about the walk across Connecticut, while I’m walking…
— Chris Murphy 🟧 (@ChrisMurphyCT) September 4, 2026
Like, do you walk the same route each year? pic.twitter.com/IHpIY4CRA2
Don't worry, there is a follow-up post since you know, this is so important and stuff.
And, tell us about your footwear! pic.twitter.com/xxopq8UXgz
— Chris Murphy 🟧 (@ChrisMurphyCT) September 4, 2026
Bro, nobody cares about your footwear.
You walked 70 miles in 4 days without a pack, with your food served, lots of breaks, and a nice bed at night. No one is impressed except for you, Chris. https://t.co/1xbJ2o19TI
— TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) September 5, 2026
Why does this strike me as mostly narcissistic performative stupidity? https://t.co/7ydlRY7pFh
— Elaine (@elbh) September 5, 2026
Because that's exactly what this is.
The woman who whispered presidential aspirations in your ear should be shunned from polite company. Forever.
— Absolut Boston 🍀 (@Absolut_Boston) September 5, 2026
And ever and ever.
Wish you would answer the ACTUAL questions people have been asking you…
— Ron Wilson (@SoCalGOPJew) September 5, 2026
Oh well, hope you’re enjoying your “forever vacation” away from helping us.
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Seems his constituents are even less impressed with his walk. Tough crowd.
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