President Donald Trump promised to deport all illegal aliens. Now, CBS News expects us to throw immigration law and enforcement out the window because an alleged Trump voter’s illegal alien fiancé is facing deportation. Nope, we and this ‘lifelong Republican’ voted for this. Trump meant what he said.
‘How dare Trump keep his promises? Has he seen my hot foreign Latina bride-to-be?’ Not sorry, gramps. (WATCH)
CBS News: 75-year-old John Gannon is a lifelong Republican who voted for President Trump.
— Camilo Montoya-Galvez (@camiloreports) August 6, 2026
But he says he now regrets that decision after his fiancée was arrested by ICE in Houston.
"Go after the criminals. We're all for that. But leave the mom and pops and the kids alone.” pic.twitter.com/IrOSijFGXR
Gannon, 75, said his plans to marry 45-year-old Yasmin Suarez Reyes were derailed when she was arrested by ICE at Houston's international airport on July 24.
— Camilo Montoya-Galvez (@camiloreports) August 6, 2026
She was arrested as part of ICE’s recent crackdown at airports across the U.S.https://t.co/uGaubmRPyk
“her underlying permission to be in the U.S. expired”
— Greg Scott (@greg_scott) August 7, 2026
That is a new one. 🤣🤣🤣
Why practice straightforward journalism when a confusing euphemism can be used instead?
Posters say this is likely a blessing in disguise for Gannon.
LMAO. ICE did this guy a MASSIVE favor. He’ll thank them later.
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) August 6, 2026
His kids should send those guys a bonus, she was going to walk away with everything
— Cali9999 (@SunsetCanyon9) August 6, 2026
His kids were probably the ones who called ICE.
— TheLibertyDude (@Liberty1Dude) August 6, 2026
‘Hey ICE, please do not arrest my dad’s illegal alien fiancé who is flying American Airlines today at 5:30 PM, Gate 25, George Bush airport in Houston. Don’t do it; it’ll break his lifelong Republican heart.’
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Commenters responded to Gannon’s predicament in the best way possible: sarcastically.
You know, I used to support mass deportations, but then I learned that a 75-year-old rich guy's 45-year-old Latina sugar baby overstayed her visa.
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) August 6, 2026
Now, I support amnesty. https://t.co/NSyFk6p8AJ
If I'm 75 I should be able to buy a 25 year old hot Latina without Trump trying to deport her. I thought this was America.
— Travis Buckwheat (@TravisBuckwheat) August 6, 2026
— Chad (@ChadduboisR) August 6, 2026
Hey, it obviously makes sense to the 75-year-old! 😀 You do have to wonder why CBS couldn't find a more compelling couple. They obviously haven't mastered propaganda.
— Dave Rogers (@iahphx) August 6, 2026
Doesn't the the sugar daddy exemption in the Immigration and Nationality Act apply here?
— Merganzer (@Merganszerinc) August 7, 2026
Ah, yes, the amante mayor adinerado provision for lonely older men with much younger foreign Latina girlfriends. Why didn’t his lawyers think of that?
Gannon claims he ‘didn’t vote for this,’ but he did. Ending illegal immigration and enforcing all immigration laws was the centerpiece of Trump’s presidential campaigns. There’s no way he could have missed it.
"Voted for Trump," but apparently missed points 1 and 2 on Trump's agenda. Good news! Because Trump normalized relations with Venezuela, in a week Gannon can fly nonstop from Houston to Caracas. Jasmine can consent to a speedy deportation. And the two can marry there. pic.twitter.com/Oscuo0tPP8
— Words Matter (@WordsMa30048486) August 6, 2026
omg I feel so bad for her she has to move to Spain now sounds awful pic.twitter.com/gp8qnNU6Ac
— Charlie (@Volcelfry) August 6, 2026
Right? Why the hell is she seeking asylum? Go to Spain.
— Morgan (@MoDeCa425) August 6, 2026
She has dual citizenship in Spain and Venezuela. She has two choices, and neither is America.
These lovebirds chose to skirt immigration law, but there is hope. Gannon can pack his bags and follow his heart.
Maybe she should have tried following the law
— Tony Kinnett (@TheTonus) August 6, 2026
We keep saying this. It doesn’t seem to land. 😂
— LG in AZ (@AzMenagerie) August 7, 2026
So, he loves her. But not enough to go with her. Because, of course.
— Blue State Snooze (@BlueSnoozeBlue) August 7, 2026
Lmao deport them both
— Sour Patch Mom ن (@sourpatchlyds) August 6, 2026
Let's reunite them. pic.twitter.com/68DLbiRRlO
— Ralph L Santovenia 38/100 (@Joker961) August 6, 2026
True love knows no borders.