We hold these truths to be self-evident, that not all weekdays are created equal, some being endowed with unalienable suckiness. When it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve its connection from the absolute Tyranny that is Monday, we choose memes.
We hope you all enjoyed your weekend and your celebrations of the 250th birthday of the greatest nation on earth! We sure can't stop Monday from coming, but we can fight back with that revolutionary spirit that runs through the veins of America's people. Let's go!
Trump was seen watching himself watching himself on Fox News.pic.twitter.com/c8i9nrULEo
— Clash Report (@clashreport) July 5, 2026
It must be exhausting to have TDS and have him live in your head rent free for over a decade. pic.twitter.com/w32emu01F5
— Chris C (@Chris696867) July 6, 2026
People got a kick out of seeing President Trump watching himself, watching himself, watching himself … Well, you get the picture.
The Fourth of July and fake football (soccer) seemed to dominate the feed this week. We loved the 4th posts!
My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious. pic.twitter.com/7QPweajTse
— Royally Sage (@sage1411) July 4, 2026
LOLOLOL! It's funny every year.
Then came this follow-up.
— Weathe☈ Trade☈ (@WxTrader) July 5, 2026
Hilarious!
Nate Bargatze himself joined the fun at the mention of his now classic viral SNL skit. Twitchy's own, Gordon K, wrote about it here. So good. 😂
The Brits decided to take a shot at us over the young age of our country. They missed … again.
Your pub's flag isn't on the moon https://t.co/KSi6bWAaQj
— Cranky Federalist (@CrankyFed) July 4, 2026
Recommended
Boom.
Your pub had a 114 year head start and still didn’t invent AC https://t.co/XPp4ECDzXF
— Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) July 5, 2026
LOL.
And if it wasn’t for America the insignia on the pub would be written in German. https://t.co/hoFWoSkMR2
— Ron DeSantis (@RonDeSantis) July 5, 2026
Ja. 😂
Seems like you blew an almost unbelievable head start https://t.co/hQ681bGjiH
— wanye (@xwanyex) July 4, 2026
Ouch.
Of course, it wouldn't be the 4th without fireworks …
— Grumpy ☣️🟧 (@BamaMarine03) July 5, 2026
It's what we do. LOL.
Happy Friday! pic.twitter.com/1Dtfo30ERG
— Laura W. (@BumpstockBarbie) July 3, 2026
Wait?! Is that how it works? 😂
May I present to you my favorite 4th of July Video pic.twitter.com/Y2RJV5loqy
— ⚡️☠️🇺🇸Notorious🇮🇹☠️⚡️ (@CryptoOnlyCoims) July 4, 2026
This one is quickly becoming an Independence Day classic!
Friendly reminder to stay safe this Fourth of July weekend pic.twitter.com/XgVxh1jnMc
— Shooter McGavin (@ShooterMcGavin) July 3, 2026
LOLOLOL!
Happy 4th of July Americans 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅 pic.twitter.com/bCgb6OLlAq
— Trad West (@trad_west_) July 4, 2026
YESSSSS!!!
Don’t forget! GM GM pic.twitter.com/y2uhaSMeXw
— 🇺🇸 Duchess of Freedom 🇺🇸 (@AnnaDsays) July 2, 2026
You can't be too safe! 😂
GM! pic.twitter.com/1X4AIu31B8
— Amity (@amitylee13) July 4, 2026
Funny how that works.
The U.S. men's national soccer team's performance at the World Cup has Americans discussing the sport, but President Trump made it funny when he objected to a red card ban against a key U.S. player.
“So then I called FIFA and said, ‘Folarin Balogun plays on Monday or ICE deports the entire Belgium team,’ and that’s how I got his red card reversed.” https://t.co/kQ9qB5Df5V pic.twitter.com/ex42QBelM7
— Prison Mitch (@Prisonmitch) July 5, 2026
LOL.
Trump winning us the World Cup: pic.twitter.com/hMziN4qlNX
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) July 5, 2026
HA! 'Would you like the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?'
"These are photos of my wife picking my children up from school, why do you . . . " https://t.co/GgK8KabYTH pic.twitter.com/6WcDLPPjZi
— Flappr (@flapprdotnet) July 5, 2026
Bwahaha!
Trump hires new FIFA referee to reevaluate the Balogun red card pic.twitter.com/m3W1HHOgVv
— JeffXmemes (@JeffXmemes) July 5, 2026
Marco's got this! 😂
100% of USA red cards reversed were due to Trump. https://t.co/qhERKvYN5B pic.twitter.com/64hO4hQA5p
— Prison Mitch (@Prisonmitch) July 6, 2026
He's not wrong.
Biblically accurate soccer player pic.twitter.com/6fq9KXspFq
— G (@stevensongs) July 6, 2026
Just when you think you've seen everything the internet has to offer on soccer. 😂
Soccer. 😂 pic.twitter.com/ac1eR5n0VI
— Jeff Dye (@JeffDye) July 3, 2026
LOL! 😂
Ok, that's enough soccer for now.
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) July 5, 2026
Ha! Charlie Watts looks like he came out of the crowd and asked for a selfie with the band.
Hey, they're still rocking. You know how we picture our Twitchy readers at 77?
Mobility scooters are actually useful, if you upgrade them the 72 Volts: pic.twitter.com/hBE07o5cQ0
— AlphaFox (@alphafox) July 5, 2026
Y'all know you would! 😂
Goodnight 😴💤
— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) July 3, 2026
😂😂 pic.twitter.com/FCoZQG7mIY
She still takes their breath away.
Red state Americans turning their thermostats down to 66 pic.twitter.com/tRP5Tt65rC
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) July 1, 2026
It was SO hot this week. 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣👀💀 pic.twitter.com/Z3QJWksuAo
— Kimmie (@kimmagagal2) July 5, 2026
LOLOLOL! 💀💀💀
Where's that Amazon box? pic.twitter.com/TWG8TLJbM5
— RWNutjob (@Stickelliott) July 6, 2026
Cats: The original revolutionaries. 😂
— Judianna (@Judianna) July 5, 2026
We knew it!
I love it more https://t.co/eTaGEXOX24
— Emo Philips (@EmoPhilips) July 6, 2026
Well played. 😂
— Eric Alper 🎧 (@ThatEricAlper) July 5, 2026
Yes, we have dad jokes!
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) July 6, 2026
LOL.
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) July 6, 2026
Love it! 😂
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) July 5, 2026
Shut up! 😂😂😂
My husband said “so Travis Kelce got to pick one thing….” 💀😭 https://t.co/zDzvKKlMHF
— Alyssa Leader (@alittleleader) July 4, 2026
HAHAHA!
New socks idea for leg day pic.twitter.com/vAl3cY8qwR
— TaraBull (@TaraBull) July 5, 2026
We're dying! 😂
Okay, we have to reshare this classic Fourth of July fireworks video.
It’s officially “put it in reverse terry” season 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/4gp6upLxtA
— vids that go hard (@vidsthatgohard) July 4, 2026
May we all have as much fun as Terry. 😂
— 🇺🇸 Duchess of Freedom 🇺🇸 (@AnnaDsays) July 3, 2026
'Crap, that's due tomorrow?' 😂
That was a Thursday. If it had been a Monday, the country might not even exist. 😂
Whatever comes our way on this Monday morning, let's hope we all fight back and rise to the challenge like Jefferson and his fellow patriots.
Until we meme again …