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Hilarious Parody CPAC Line Up Revealed

Gordon K
Gordon K  |  9:30 PM on March 11, 2026

CPAC is coming, and, as always, it's controversial. With every passing year, it seems to drift further and further away from the conservative center. And no, we're not counting that stupid manufactured outrage over the Nazi "Odal Rune" that the left lost their mind over.

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So when CPAC proudly announced that Steve Bannon would be featured, that was all it took for right-wing Twitter to go to town on it. The town? Hilarioustown, USA!

Recall that Steve Bannon was key in getting Donald Trump elected in 2016. But he has always been a bit of a wildcard and is now catching heat for associations with Jeffrey Epstein.

Anyway, with Bannon appearing at CPAC 2026, mockworthy meme merriment ensued.

Leading the charge was noted incel and Nancy Mace botherer, Jarvis Best with this amazing barrage.

This one would be good, actually.

This bought-off twit, however, would not be.

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Ditto with these types, of both colors.

At this point, who hasn't?

Others joined the festivities.

Why not?

To be fair, we've had intimate chats in DMs.

Again, why not? LOL!

Aww! Glad to see little Punch's 15 minutes are not over.

LOL! This is hilarious! (puts finger to earpiece). Oh wait. We apologize, that one is real.