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Dems State of the Swamp Circus: Thong-Wearing Giraffe Brags About ICE Busts ... GOP Ads Write Themselves

Last night, during President Trump's State of the Union address, the Democrats staged their own little counter protest. Now, Democrats are nuts and America knows that, but peeking in today at their little performance, it was crazier than most could imagine. Take the man in a giraffe costume, for example. No, really take him, please. The best place would be to a mental institution. He claims to have been arrested several times by ICE lately. Too bad they couldn't commit him for the mental health treatment he very clearly desperately needs.

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He's just screaming and carrying on. Not one operating brain cell to be found.

But why the giraffe costume? Does he moonlight for Toys 'R Us?

Oh, this should be in every ad. If Democrats get control again, the country will literally be a zoo. America would be better off if actual giraffes ran this country rather than Democrats.

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Gone are the days when they could afford appearances by Beyonce.

It's actually a giraffe, but the point remains. Heh.

Remember during the last Presidential election when they kept calling Vance 'weird'. Those were the days.

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Actually, how do we make sure they get a raise?

And strong medication. Also, consider calling a Priest to come in for an exorcism. 

What a world!