Tomorrow at approximately 8:00 am Eastern Time, the male American ice hockey team will take on Canada in the gold medal game at the Winter Olympics. Canada is apparently basing the hope of the survival of their country on this game, and they want Americans to know we are the underdogs and the world hates us. Pish, posh ... when did Americans ever care about that.
🔴: Team Canada fans this Sunday
— The Habitant (@the_habitant) February 20, 2026
🔵: Team USA fans this Sunday pic.twitter.com/mkAoFQ34Xz
I like these odds 🇺🇸😎🏒🥅 https://t.co/UBssYrNI6O
— Jane Bond, Purveyor of Snark (@JaneBond462) February 21, 2026
America against all y'all.
https://t.co/YjpQGj7OQw pic.twitter.com/COShneE9vg
— Andrew Young - TANSTAAFL Curmudgeon (@NucMM1retired) February 21, 2026
Makes every W that much sweeter, you ungrateful bastards. https://t.co/fNAgjdwhGi
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) February 21, 2026
😂 https://t.co/RsGfG2Wz9K pic.twitter.com/9aUXILjJba
— Texas Courtney (@AlaskanCourtney) February 21, 2026
Zero SEC championships in the red area https://t.co/6AQ8p1qh52
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) February 21, 2026
Let's get down to what really matters.
This is the guy that posted this https://t.co/txzYR6VYjo pic.twitter.com/qgi19iWJZ4
— Stephen Lloyd (@apparentlysteve) February 21, 2026
The no neck Canuck.
🔵 Been to the moon
— EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) February 21, 2026
🔴 Everyone else https://t.co/LDHqalC7ge
Inferiority Complex 101 on full display here.
— ℒ (@FletchMatlock) February 21, 2026
At the end of the day, sportsball/sportspuck aside, the USA pulls everyone’s fat out of the proverbial fire and you all know it. We know it. You know it.
Cope harder. https://t.co/qPb4bs2iNL
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That hate us cuz they ain't us in colloquial terms.
We wouldn’t have it any other way. https://t.co/eKQWFX7I8R pic.twitter.com/0UpHOig6Dt
— PolPhoster (@ArmChairIR) February 21, 2026
Just how we like it https://t.co/S1lVFzpHAi
— Sean (@SeanWats) February 21, 2026
0 super bowls in the red area. https://t.co/BMlWKmMH9j
— derrick (@datsderrick) February 21, 2026
🔵 owns the Stanley Cup
— Rock (@TheCensoredRock) February 21, 2026
🔴 hasn’t owned the Stanley Cup in 33 years https://t.co/bd22ey4Gdn
🔴: People who think silver shines just as bright as gold
— Deeds (@Deedo_70) February 21, 2026
🔵: People who know that's a lie https://t.co/tabkcuYOKO
The people in blue know that silver is just first last place.
🔵: Has A/C
— Sean Spicier - Former Tango Dancer (Parody) (@sean_spicier) February 21, 2026
🔴: Does not https://t.co/o3rvc1zNEQ
As an extension, the people in blue don't have obnoxious body odor, whilst the people in red are an olfactory atrocity of uncommon potency.
An entire world of envy and resentment.
— Some dude (@NWordBiden) February 21, 2026
Sorry you guys weren’t born the main characters! https://t.co/ksp5pI8pAb
I mean fact checking a meme is the most obnoxious thing one can do, but as a Latvia hockey fan first and USA second I can guarantee you there is at least a stronger hatred of Canada amongst most hockey nations. https://t.co/yE1YYt6Z7M
— Tim Roberts (@21stCenturyTim) February 21, 2026
no one likes us an we don’t care 🇺🇸 https://t.co/FfvOYkvbwp
— kb (@karinasophia12) February 21, 2026
Basically.