OK, this is just a short video, and it really amounts to nothing, but it's pretty damn hilarious. Threats against MAGA and ICE are a dime a dozen on TikTok, but this woman took things a step further, showing off her kickboxing skills with the caption, "It's time to start training for MAGA and ICE." We're sorry, but we don't think ICE is going to hire you, no matter what a powerhouse you are.
Prepare yourselves, MAGA, because this is what's coming.
Liberal white women are starting to TRAIN, so they can flght Conservatives and ICE agents..
— American AF 🇺🇸 (@iAnonPatriot) February 2, 2026
I’m shaking in my boots. pic.twitter.com/kY2l056AZD
Don't they undergo this kind of training at their ICE Watch meetings? The first rule of ICE Watch …
Wait 30 seconds until she's out of breath and then you can just push her over. She's not a weeble so she will fall down.
— griffitovic (@griffitovic) February 2, 2026
The video is only 0.11 seconds presumably because she got winded or worn out, so we're probably good
— Lippy McGirk 🇺🇸 🍀 🦅 🚫DMs = instant block🚫 (@Labradoofus) February 2, 2026
Yeah she might want to do more cardio.
— Telepathic Bunny Comics (@TelepathicBunny) February 2, 2026
The 🧊 on the bag 😂
— Roscoe Smith IV (@LoneStarLegendX) February 2, 2026
The pure humor of color crayon ice cubes is just the ‘chefs kiss’ on this special ed video
— Thoughtfare (@NextChapter) February 2, 2026
This is sad. I can't even laugh at it.
— The Mockingbird (@Th3M0ckingbird) February 2, 2026
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I’m actually glad to see them getting some exercise. It’ll be a boost for their mental health. 🤷🏻♀️
— RavenHaven (@RavenHaven01) February 2, 2026
😬
— MegaWhat (@MegaWhat4) February 2, 2026
Terrifying
She is currently fighting gravity.
— autorotate56 (@autorotate56) February 2, 2026
I see she’s part of MEAL Team Six. pic.twitter.com/iMhkyKc8wl
— Lopez Bees (@LopezBees) February 2, 2026
Any one of those moves would be plenty of excuse for her to enjoy federal prison.
— Cap’n Jim Miller🇺🇸 (@FunnyJim1965) February 2, 2026
She's battle tested 😂
— Washburne property & associates (@Washburnemarsh1) February 2, 2026
Plot twist: she inadvertently gets in shape, starts loving herself, and finds a much better life. 💪
— 🐈⬛🍄🌻🌞🍀♌️🎵🎶 (@kitty1967) February 2, 2026
Looks like she’s training to defend herself in prison. It’s the only place she’s going if she tries that on a federal agent.
— Dot McNeill Hunter (@dottie_mcneill) February 2, 2026
I like how the sow puffs like a freight train from the simple exertion of standing upright.
— Jungle Carbine (@JungleCarbine) February 2, 2026
She's out of breath in 3 kicks
— President Ben Franklin (@framer1776) February 2, 2026
Maybe she got the kicking idea from the video of Alex Pretti kicking the taillight off of an ICE vehicle.
— 🦅🇺🇸Mr. Red🇺🇸🦅 (@chadred1) February 2, 2026
As someone who trains and teaches martial arts, not bad kicks for a heavy woman.
— ChazF (@ChazF1965) February 2, 2026
That's not bad for an old woman who is 100 pounds overweight actually.
— Progressive Shield (@ProgrsiveShield) February 2, 2026
She's actually getting quite a bit of encouragement from MAGA for doing some aerobic activity.
The crayon drawing of ice cubes is the crowning touch, though.
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