From go-getters to goat-getters, some Minneapolis city employees recently got a bizarre email from a higher-up. Employees feeling baaaaaaad with lagging workplace morale were invited to a healing circle featuring therapy goats. Yes, really.
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🚨 BREAKING: Minneapolis City Attorney’s Office emailed staff inviting them to a “healing circle” with “therapy goats.”
— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) January 15, 2026
While Democrats fan the flames against ICE agents. City staff are being offered quiet reflection time with goats.
This is not parody. This is Minneapolis. pic.twitter.com/pGpWbKynXN
Did you say goats? pic.twitter.com/FxgfkBtS3I
— Bad Kitty Unleashed 🦁 💪🏻 (@pepesgrandma) January 15, 2026
Those poor goats!
— 🇺🇸 ProudlyDeplorable 🇺🇸 (@RobPligrimSr) January 15, 2026
Where’s PETA and the SPCA when you need them?
Commenters say this is just another layer of madness from Minnesota. What’s causing this?
What in the hell is in the water up there, holy sht
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) January 15, 2026
Studies must be done to fully understand what’s happening.
— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) January 15, 2026
It’s like all of Minnesota has been bitten by a dog with rabies
— DS (@RNose2024) January 15, 2026
I have never typed WTF ....... until now.
— Klystronninja (@klystronninja) January 16, 2026
— SaltySailor🇺🇸 (@StoreClerkAndy) January 15, 2026
We say it just about every day now.
One poster says workers should be shepherded back to their cubicles, not into petting sessions with farm animals.
These are adults running our government. They don't get to have therapy circle time with goats during work hours. Especially when the city is in complete chaos, riots, fires etc. It should be all hands on deck for work.
— Rolay (@2nrvus) January 16, 2026
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Good Lord!🙄 The Snowflake Safe Space is back…
— Imperfect Believer (@Imperfectblever) January 16, 2026
Break out the coloring books, play dough, and fidget spinners, ummm… and the therapy goats! pic.twitter.com/Q1RpsB3BkI
Gee I have no idea how Minneapolis turned into a hellscape….i mean the men have tampons and also therapy goats. What more could a person ask for 😂😂
— LauraleaMAGA🇺🇸🗽 (@ultramaga_1) January 15, 2026
We’ve heard of ‘barn burners,’ but this is ridiculous.
Another commenter says the late Scott Adams had a name for the phenomenon we’re experiencing.
The late, great @ScottAdamsSays had a term for this.
— IT Guy (@ITGuy1959) January 16, 2026
He called it the "Parody Inversion Point."
It's that point where parody and reality sufficiently merge that one can no longer distinguish the two.
yes LoL, where men are men and goats are nervous
— nun yo biz (@canam1967) January 16, 2026
Sounds like that phrase should replace Minnesota’s ‘Land of 10,000 Lakes’ slogan.