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Asylum Denied: Peru Not Celebrating Your Gay Wedding Hard Enough Isn’t Genocide

An American woman is angry the United States isn't readily accepting her partner's appeal for asylum. She claims she is persecuted in Peru for being a lesbian. The persecution is apparently they don't allow gay marriage in Peru. Yes, really.

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Apparently, they don't celebrate her hard enough so she thinks she should get to live in the United States.

The news evidently believes all Americans care about is these random stories of illegals being sent back to their own countries and that is all. 

Honestly, that should be France, but whatever. 

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Also, why would she choose to seek asylum in America? Doesn't all the LGBTQIAPCLZOPETMO mafia think Trump is setting up internment camps for the gays or something? This should be the last place a gay person should want to come. 

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And because America is the greatest country on Earth. 

And she could have had one thousand dollars. 

Isn't that the way it always goes?

The United States is so much nicer though. Snicker.