James Comey is asking for the charges against him to be dropped because President Trump doesn't like him. Yes, really. A real legal dream team he has representing him.
BREAKING
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) October 20, 2025
James Comey has filed a motion to dismiss.
Motion Here: https://t.co/JgsTGNQARt pic.twitter.com/ikrLh0lscP
If only President Trump knew he could have just filed a motion to dismiss all of his charges because 'Joe Biden doesn't like me'. Who knew there was such a get out of jail free card?
Trump should've thought of "my case must be dismissed because the president doesn't like me" and saved himself a bunch of time and money during the Biden Administration. https://t.co/feTuQgcdOs
— Sunny (@sunnyright) October 20, 2025
Trump could have saved a ton of money in legal fees and lots of aggravation.
I tried this same argument when I was caught stealing office supplies and furniture from the Bureau HQ. I told HR that I was innocent and my boss just didn’t like me. I also had my attorney, @BradWCAttorney, send a strongly worded letter demanding these accusations be dismissed.… https://t.co/DWAVUPLGdm
— Burt Macklin (@BurtMaclin_FBI) October 20, 2025
Shocked this didn't work.
This is the entire motion? I could have written this. LAME. https://t.co/hGu8W8ERLX
— Common Sense (@Dude3571) October 20, 2025
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Grok could have written this.
Hahahahaha!!!! This looks like it's finally going somewhere for the DOJ to get accountability. Comey is scared of prison https://t.co/9jaYTt3um5
— Jose Perez 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 (@jlanicer59) October 20, 2025
Those bunkbeds would be horrible for someone as tall as him.
“My opponent is mean and doesn’t like me”
— Mastersensei (@Massasplinter69) October 20, 2025
you have no idea how funny it would be if this works
— Davey (@Daveydelphia76) October 20, 2025
It's a Biden appointed judge. Nothing should be surprising.
Clownish.
— Daniel Foster (@Daniel_Foster_x) October 20, 2025
Not gonna work. Dudes guilty .
— Underdog (@Graham475Steve) October 20, 2025
Needs #LockedUp pic.twitter.com/5JNNt8Sw7h
— ToniG19 (@toni_g19) October 20, 2025
What a hoot. Oh the irony.
— Draugr (@DraugrMan) October 20, 2025
He's playing checkers and the Trump Administration is playing chess.