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O Canada, Eh? Pitying the U.S. While Your Own Maple Mess Simmers

Sit down because this revelation may shake you to your core.

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The Canadians are very disappointed in us Americans. They should know Obama has been sick of us since 2008 so we are used to it. 

He can't even look at us Americans.

Canadians need to keep in mind they are protected by the United States because of their proximity to us. They should be thanking us.

Jonathan may laugh, but he has a terminal case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. The afflicted are often the last to know. 

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When you are pointing the finger at someone, three are pointing right back at you, Canada. 

Too bad no one cares. 

Those spineless jellyfishes would never. The most they would do is refuse to send us maple syrup. 

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That is what should embarrass them, honestly. 

They are afraid of 'tyranny' in America or something.