If you’ve ever wondered what comes after Rebecca Black’s incredibly bad but catchy “Friday” video, you should be ashamed for wondering such a thing, and we hope you regret having the answer to your irresponsible question. Here it is:
We hope you’re happy. But you probably aren’t, and neither is Twitter:
Moral of the story: Don't watch Chinese Food. It's worse than Friday and slightly racist.
— sarada (@saradawestrom) October 15, 2013
That "Chinese Food" song is SO racist. I feel kinda bad pointing it out because the poor girl is only 12 and clearly has no clue, but WOW.
— ?Cate Young ?? (@battymamzelle) October 15, 2013
https://twitter.com/nodovesflyhere/status/389880719235108864
https://twitter.com/DefendWallSt/status/390338384776134656
That Chinese Food song is HELLA racist… Unbelievable… Go screw yourself Patrice Wilson
— JackJack (@essjackjack) October 16, 2013
just watched that stupid Chinese food video. So racist. You're dressed as a pand putting the dog Monopoloy piece on Oriental Avenue #Think
— Kate (@KaterinaBeth) October 16, 2013
Omfg. I just watched "Chinese food". Produced by the idiots who made "Friday". MOST RACIST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD FROM A 12 YEAR OLD.
— jamielee (@__jamiielee) October 16, 2013
The new song Chinese Food is incredibly racist and makes me hate this country even more than I currently do.
— CharMoney-19 (@TheCharMoney) October 16, 2013
At least "Friday" isn't racist smh #chinesefood
— Savanna (@savannajoyy) October 16, 2013
I finally gave in watched Chinese Food. Yea it's racist but isn't anyone else creeped out by the adult dude in a panda suit w/tween girls?
— Jodi (@jk_0126) October 15, 2013
https://twitter.com/Anthagiox/status/390250090847141888
https://twitter.com/philenetan/status/390273161712766977
How does dancing with a panda express your love for Chinese food? Woman you just racist.
— Justin S. (@justinnsantiago) October 16, 2013
YouTube viral video by Alison Gold – Chinese Food is the new Rebecca Black – Friday. That racist little bitch is eating sweet & sour kitten!
— joe kang (@djearmarq) October 15, 2013
https://twitter.com/fabjpg/status/390259573187018752
I wish people will stop making ridiculously fucked up music. Seriously Chinese Food?! That's dumb singing about food and racist too.
— YeongHau Siang (@siaanngg) October 15, 2013
https://twitter.com/Heisenberg200/status/390258222012977152
Then there’s these two guys defending the video:
If it's racist to love it when a panda is used to extol the virtues of Americanized Chinese food, then I guess I'm a big fucking racist.
— Zach Brooks (@midtownlunchLA) October 16, 2013
https://twitter.com/downtonallie/status/390277835786821632
But really, it’s so terrible musically, the racism is just icing on the derp-cake.
https://twitter.com/stylishassassin/status/390261086198722560
Update:
We almost forgot about this:
and why are there japanese geishas in a song about chinese food?
— katie collier (@kxtie_) October 16, 2013
@StillAJonasFan i still don't get why there are geishas in this if the song is about chinese food….geishas are japanese like wtf
— You Know Who I Be (@thtdumbfangirl) October 16, 2013