As Twitchy has reported, Fox News has settled with Dominion Voting Systems, depriving the rest of the mainstream media of two months or so of breaking coverage of the trial of the century. The best they can do now is complain that Fox News isn’t making the settlement its top story, as all the other networks are doing. And why would they? They settled, they released a statement, and it’s a one-day news story.
Washington Post columnist Philip Bump agrees that this is good news for Fox News:
Unquestionably good news for Fox. https://t.co/H7e6MIWEif
— Philip Bump (@pbump) April 18, 2023
Looking forward to the 9:57 pm 5-second statement from Sean Hannity about Dominion sandwiched between an interview with Dan Bongino and a MyPillow ad.
— Philip Bump (@pbump) April 18, 2023
Fox News doesn’t even have to air a five-second statement.
Washington Post pee-pee tape hoaxer and fake news technician, Philip Hump has a comment about journalism. We should all pay close attention, his words are always poetry. https://t.co/KTKrds5JvU
— Dan Bongino (@dbongino) April 18, 2023
It's hilarious how energetically he patrols his mentions. In case the tight shirt didn't betray his insecurity!https://t.co/aHe6SCauUp
— Philip Bump (@pbump) April 18, 2023
Um, what?
I think you noticing his tight shirt betrays something about you.
— Richard Dean Are Me (@RicharDeanAreMe) April 18, 2023
You know, the fact that you had to comment on his (um, established) physique says more about you than it does him.
— Belinda Osborne (@TheRealBelindaO) April 18, 2023
he just browses twitter looking for dudes that look good in tight shirts
— Mike – MarketTradersTV (@mflambert) April 18, 2023
This little nerd's jealousy is on a junior high school girl level. 🤣
— Amy Bee (@AmyBee529) April 18, 2023
It’s hilarious how energetically this fake news, douche canoe from the tabloid Washington Post, patrols twitter for an opportunity to mention me. https://t.co/VaAHwCqNrI pic.twitter.com/GSVGixWDbr
— Dan Bongino (@dbongino) April 18, 2023
I think someone has a crush on Dan…
— Gary (@GaryIcewtr68) April 18, 2023
I think the “tight shirt” comment shows more of his true desire than he might have wanted to reveal in a tweet?
— AGL (@AglKnoxcity) April 18, 2023
Awww Dan, he just wants to date you.
— Harry Honkler (@HonklerHarry) April 18, 2023
He has a man crush, I'm afraid.
— Lan Vandana (@LanaVandana) April 18, 2023
Douche canoe!!! 🤣🤣🤣
— Magneto369 (@Magneto_369) April 18, 2023
That is an insult to douche products.
— Request Timed Out (@SSleighbelle) April 18, 2023
Nice Gloria Vanderbilt specs ya got there sport. You trying to troll Bongino is hilarious.
— Dirty Prune (@Dirty_Prune) April 18, 2023
That is a good picture of him with out the leather and leash around his neck
— jason crawford (@transitory_bs) April 18, 2023
Aren’t you responsible for one of the largest frauds committed on the American people?
How much energy did you put into that?— just some guy (@PhxSnw) April 18, 2023
I like how you just skirt by the fact that you promoted the dossier like a political simp.
It happens. But deflecting just makes you look petty.
You shouldn’t pick a fight with someone grounded in facts. Unless you want to be humiliated.
You & God know what you did.
— Decoy_38™ (@Decoy_38) April 18, 2023
This isnt the own you hoped it was. Any defense for your pathetic journalistic track record?
— Walt_Torino (@TorinoWalt) April 18, 2023
Bump should pull a Joe Biden and challenge Bongino to a push-up contest.
It’s called athletic, build something you clearly know nothing of. Men who call out other men like you just did are usually 100% jealous 🤷🏻♀️
— Eyeswideopen🏝 (@BobkoDonna) April 18, 2023
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Just walk away, bro.
WaPo LAHOO-ZAHER Philip Bump brings knife to a gunfight STILL pushing Russia collusion and HOO boyhttps://t.co/gyB4cZFx78
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) February 17, 2023