The twitter "war" between @patsajak and @greggutfeld has me laughing so hard I'm crying. How is it anyone actually thinks they're serious?
— Tina Farrell (@Tina_Farrell) September 21, 2013
Anyone not following the witty hilarity between @patsajak and @greggutfeld yesterday/today, drop what you're doing and go NOW.
— Windy Side of Care (@WindySideofCare) September 21, 2013
Fortunately, you haven’t missed anything, thanks to the good folks at Twitchy who have lovingly compiled the two-night-long Twitter “feud” between Greg Gutfeld and Pat Sajak. Thursday night’s smack down was such a hit that the pair added an extra night, so scroll down and enjoy Friday’s installment, where you just might learn what they keep under that big wheel of fortune and the role Satan plays behind the scenes.
watched wheel of fortune segment again and realized how wrong I was. @patsajak was right which throws redeye cage fight in chaos. 🙁
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381239336479363073
@patsajak Please, you are 2 kind. I overreacted. I'm on a hormonal patch and sometimes it gets the best of me. If anything, u are the icon.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381240441087086592
@patsajak thank U. I do work out. But only to emulate your youthful physique. Don't think I didn't notice the forceful spins lately.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
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https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381241405974122496
@patsajak i do resistance training only provided by a partner. No weights. We usually do this on a beach in singlets. Sunday, the park.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381244428494458880
@patsajak i devoted the entire second half of the book to your hair
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381245103349563392
Get a room, you two!
Or just keep being delightfully awesome. Your choice!
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381248537909923840
@patsajak awe crap…here we go again. I take back EVERYTHING i said. You are a COMMUNIST!!!
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381249407296872448
@patsajak Funny, calling me a FASCIST, when u RUINED THAT MANS LIFE on ur sick little show!
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381250327363588096
@patsajak The mark of the antichrist? there are NO anagrams for Pat Sajak. Mark of the beast! No wonder contestants look terrified.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381251322663546880
@patsajak You use the alphabet to crush souls. Me: i CREATE. You DESTROY. How U sleep at night is beyond the powers of ambien.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381252364348317696
If I won $ on Wheel, I would offer to buy @patsajak a suit that fits
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381251583427616768
@patsajak You dress like a excon on his first job interview
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381252765046956032
@patsajak your version of the underworld is the cellar you bury all the vowels you denied our nations working class.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381253594000809984
During commercial breaks, @patsajak spins the wheel while saying, "And I went to community college."
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
Acc to sources, @patsajak designed the actual wheel after a medieval device he purchased from Chuck Berry
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381254004316991490
@patsajak My teleprompter is America. Yours is the PRINCE OF DARKNESS
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381254672293453824
Acc to sources, @patsajak wanted the letters on fire so Vana would have to turn them very fast or risk burns to her delicate hands. #evil
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381254521457881090
When @patsajak finishes a taping of Wheel, he sleeps on a bed of money he gleefully denied the desperate, pleading contestants.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381253199044157441
Be honest @patsajak – what did you do with Rolf Bernischke?
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381254896747421696
@robertmurdock6 @patsajak ROLF hosted Wheel for one year, then "mysteriously" disappeared.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381257994740060161
Originally, Wheel of Fortune was called "Let's Help America," but @patsajak said no. "Lets play with their lives!" he cackled, pettin a rat.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381255714007564288
@greggutfeld @patsajak is this really Pat Sajak? or a team of people thinking up these comebacks? ….very surprised and impressed 🙂
— Chris Busi (@Cbusi1) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381267106458636288
Fun fact: @patsajak once kicked a contestant off the show for making eye contact. That contestant was MOTHER TERESA!
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381256510182920192
Wheel of Fortune was about giving free transport to elderly, but @patsajak said, "NO! let's make money of tourists!" Now, America suffers.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381258662213210112
@patsajak they suffer from hilarity! Your viewers suffer from non-hilarity!
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381259386380746752
@patsajak because they are drugged by your SATANIC POWERS!
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381260084652679168
Did you know that @patsajak was up for the role of Dexter, but was deemed "too creepy?" True story.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381259640110972928
Low blow!
@patsajak I Do resemble a young Ricardo. You however, could have been Gopher on the Love Boat.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
I'm going to a bar. I trust that @patsajak will not rifle through my underwear drawer while I am gone.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381260318095069185
@patsajak cheers!
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381260719221530624
@patsajak no comment
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
@greggutfeld @patsajak so who won?
— Phill Anderson (@Learedtoday) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381264583471534080
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381264390139289601
Is this a real feud, or some sort of pro-wrestling style rivalry? We’ll let the players speak for themselves.
Communication without facial cues leads some to think 2 people poking fun is anger. Sobering experience. And i'm drunk.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/381238634017337345
I'm thinking @greggutfeld & @patsajak need to take this on the road.Unless someone would end up buried in which case twitter is good…
— Krista Silveria (@KristaSilveria) September 21, 2013