The internet can be a crazy place. We had the ‘is the dress black and blue or white and gold’, and now we have the great Cheez-it debate of 2022. According to Twitter, people are refusing to call them Cheez-it crackers if plural, which looks like a resounding win for team Cheez-its.
Really valuable information: A Cheez-It Bowl representative told me last night that there is no such thing as “Cheez-Its.”
One Cheez-It is a Cheez-It. Two or more of the Cheez-It are called “Cheez-It crackers,” not Cheez-Its.
You’re welcome.
— Carter Karels (@CarterKarels) December 27, 2022
Our country is divided about politics. Our country is divided about religion. But our country is fiercely united against “Cheez-It crackers.”
Care to comment, @cheezit and @CheezItBowl?
— Carter Karels (@CarterKarels) December 27, 2022
Just when we thought we could never be more divided, a Cheez-it bowl representative brings most of us together to rally around … the plural name for CHEEZ-ITS!
“So get this. A singular Cheez-It? That’s called a Cheez-It. But a plural Cheez-It? That’s called Cheez-It crackers, not Cheez-Its. What is going on?” pic.twitter.com/D1aUVNIiGI
— Carter Karels (@CarterKarels) December 27, 2022
That’s insane. Why fight this. The people have spoken. pic.twitter.com/LdrabVNKUU
— Chris Mycoskie 🎙️ (@mycoskie) December 28, 2022
YUP. We simply do not care what the brand thinks. This might sound a little cheesy, but we think the plural is Cheez-its and it is ‘grate’.
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😑 Nope pic.twitter.com/8Tlifuiz3Q
— Adam Chance (@TheAdamChance) December 28, 2022
How hard did you punch the rep in the face?
— Doug Kezirian (@DougESPN) December 28, 2022
WOW. That may be harsh. Actually, after thinking about it, that rep might have deserved a punch, or maybe downgrade it to a slap.
I’m on team Cheez-Its no matter what this “representative” says 😂
— Cheryl Bolen Smelson (@cherylbolen) December 27, 2022
I would like an outside panel to consider this information and do everything possible to overturn the ruling.
— Caitlin Dineen (@CaitlinDineen) December 27, 2022
We second that motion. Even if the outside committee rules against us, we feel like there are enough of us to keep the correct plural term alive.
Im sorry what? "Cheez-it bowl representative"? Thats kinda like a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader telling me what really happed with Jimmy and Jerry. . The entire world says Cheez its. IT IS the plural of Cheez it. NOBODY says Cheez it crackers. NOBODY
— Winston Wolfe (@winstonwolfe_1) December 28, 2022
We cackled at that and we do not even know much about sports or Jimmy and Jerry.
This is garbage and should be labeled as dangerous misinformation https://t.co/p0RDgEtBHf
— Carmichael Dave (@CarmichaelDave) December 28, 2022
If we were ever going to use the misinformation labels for good this is the time for ‘Big Tech’ to step in.
Weird to be wrong about your own product 🤷🏼♂️ @cheezit https://t.co/LLEbGF1D6a
— Greg Vorse TV (@GregVorse) December 28, 2022
Too stupid to ever be discussed again. It’s “Cheez-Its.” And that person should be fired – unless they’re in marketing because this is going to wreak havoc on social. https://t.co/EBLiy0V7M1
— Andrew Nemec (@AndrewNemec) December 28, 2022
If that representative is in marketing we want to give them a standing ovation. We are literally writing an entire article for free for them about Cheez-its. Brilliant. Maybe the Biden administration should consider hiring them for their own team image.
What a bunch of bullsh-it. https://t.co/eimib7aHWk
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) December 28, 2022
Officially the plural of Lego is Lego. Not Legos.
And the guy who created gifs pronounces it wrong.
Creators are dumb and commons vernacular rules. https://t.co/N9DoCxwRQs
— Greg (@gwiss) December 28, 2022
We agree that the gif creator pronounces it wrong. It is ‘GIF’ with the G sound, not the J sound, and it is Cheez-its. Period.
I look forward to every race, nation, creed, and political view uniting in opposition to the makers of and reps of Cheez-Its https://t.co/mDrgXd31vM
— Kyle Reis (@kyler416) December 27, 2022
With all of the bad news surrounding us every day we wanted to give everyone a small break to deal with the really important issues facing our nation. Is it Cheez-its or Cheez-it Crackers?
Join us on team CHEEZ-ITS! If you are on team Cheez-it crackers, we respectfully ‘disaBRIE’.
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