Yes, very wrong.
Actor William Shatner took to Twitter today to wish everyone a happy Banana Lovers Day. No, seriously:
Happy Banana Lovers Day!
— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) August 27, 2013
Right back atcha, cupcake! This Twitter user needed some clarification, however:
@williamshatner popsicle banana or all banana ?
— Sylvia tardif (@Sylviajustme) August 27, 2013
Shatner’s response is a classic:
“@Sylviajustme: @williamshatner popsicle banana or all banana ?” I have banana Popsicles in the ice box.
— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) August 27, 2013
Ice box! Adorbs. Get off his lawn and let him sit on his davenport while watching his boob tube that is set nicely in his chifferobe! And pull up your dungarees!
@WilliamShatner "Ice box"? Are you 82 y/o like my dad who says that? Oh wait, you are.
— Wayne Marcus (@waynemarcus67) August 27, 2013
Gasp! How dare you? Get off our lawns.
Other Twitter users loved the old-timey speech.
@WilliamShatner It's so quaint that you call it an ice box!
— Katie Durkin (@DeltaKatie8) August 27, 2013
@WilliamShatner @Sylviajustme I love that you call it an ice box. Keep it old school and classy 🙂
— Holly O.L. (@HurlerBack) August 27, 2013
Yep. As for Banana Lovers Day itself?
https://twitter.com/JuliaNerd/status/372413460425875456
So do we. Oh, so do we. Alas, it is a real thing. But, let’s just keep hoping he makes all this stuff up, shall we? Too good to check!
Never change, Shatner.