Oh dear Lord, no. So this happened:
Woke up to a nearly nude and deeply disturbing @GeraldoRivera selfie. This is not what I wanted.
— Ben White (@morningmoneyben) July 21, 2013
You will note I did NOT include a link to the @GeraldoRivera picture in previous Tweet. This was not accidental. Do not seek it out.
— Ben White (@morningmoneyben) July 21, 2013
@WickedHuntress Shawna if u see an RT that says 70 is the new 50, for God's sake please don't click on it. Its something u cannot undo.
— Rob Schaeffler #219 (@Schaeffler219) July 21, 2013
@WickedHuntress Geraldo Rivera posted a Nude selfie tonight with a bathroom counter covering his junk , it's all bad!" Says 70 is the new 50
— Rob Schaeffler #219 (@Schaeffler219) July 21, 2013
Alas, Twitchy looks at horrifying selfies so you don’t have to!
https://twitter.com/BrentTeichman/status/358931510654533634
That’s right. As Twitchy reported, the #Geraldopocalypse is upon us:
This is not a drill people, the #Geraldopocalypse selfie is reaching critical mass. Unless you want to see World War G, take precautions.
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) July 21, 2013
"and lo I saw a #Geraldoselfie on the internets, and I saw the eyes of man melt before its countenance… " @MichaelGMickey
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) July 21, 2013
"and his skin was wrinkled like a desiccated goldfish, and the very image of it laid every man low, scowling in terror.." #GeraldoSelfie
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) July 21, 2013
"Beware the #GeraldoSelfie, my brothers, for it stalks you in the night, tearing at your soul, and devouring every goodly virtue.."
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) July 21, 2013
"Truly I say to thee, woe to those who gaze unto the #GeraldoSelfie, for the @GeraldoSelfie gazes into thee also…" http://t.co/lXNyBXbcIO
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) July 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/cuffymeh/status/358918358462238720
I woke up, checked my twitter, saw that @GeraldoRivera posted a nekkid pic of himself, put down my coffee, and quietly waited for Armageddon
— Rachel Figueroa (@Jewyorican) July 21, 2013
Waking up to tweets about a Geraldo selfie. Ugh. Can we go back to the race war instead?
— Elon Mush ⚡ (@MushKat) July 21, 2013
Heh.
https://twitter.com/politicsofamy/status/358852687707635712
Out: Tebowing. In: #Geraldoing. Oh, the humanity.
@GeraldoRivera what in the hell are you thinking man! #geraldoing is not ok…
— Jason (@Aridon1970) July 21, 2013
@greggutfeld #Geraldoing All the kids are doing it. (So to speak.) pic.twitter.com/uMNmX9qO5n
— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 21, 2013
Hold on, twoops, I'm just gettin' started. #Geraldoing pic.twitter.com/4VtoEiHa1R
— MISTER Deplorable (@therightplanet1) July 21, 2013
@ExJon #Geraldoing is the new #Weinering
— Roland le Fartere (@Crapplefratz) July 21, 2013
My cat Liviya's first #Geraldoing attempt. pic.twitter.com/c4GlO2K8LV
— Brian S. Wise ?️ (@BrianSWise) July 21, 2013
Dear Geraldo, Stop it. My daughter's on this internet. #MothersAgainst #Geraldoing
— MomMom (@OldDominionMom) July 21, 2013
Seriously, I may have found a new method of birth control. #Geraldoing
— Queen ?? WuTang Virus ???????????? (@LaReinaCreole) July 21, 2013
Some are longing for the oh-so-pleasant days of yore:
https://twitter.com/anniebaxendale/status/358858465902477312
https://twitter.com/RightWingNerd/status/358938724983246849
Too late:
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/358929596911075330
We are all scarred now. But will be be scarred even more?
Hopefully the #GeraldoSelfie is not a trend for aging newsies. I mean, Chris Matthews? Bob Beckel? The horror!
— Bob in SoCal (@bvparrot) July 21, 2013
Oh, the horror.
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‘70 is the new 50:’ Geraldo Rivera tweets sideways topless selfie; World groans