Secretary of State John Kerry has taken plenty of heat over his “brief” couple of days on Nantucket while a swift change of government was happening in Egypt.
The State Department, after denying Kerry was boating while chaos unfolded in Egypt, then issued a retraction of that denial, which seemed to fit perfectly with Kerry’s “for it before I was against it” nature.
Some tweeters sought to demonstrate Kerry’s level of phoniness by naming #ThingsLessPhonyThanJohnKerry. The list of things less phony than John Kerry was long, but distinguished:
#ThingsLessPhonyThanJohnKerry: Manti T'eo's Girlfriend.
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) July 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/SandersFran/status/353893824852000768
https://twitter.com/SandersFran/status/353892612836556800
#ThingsLessPhonyThanJohnKerry Bill Clinton under oath.
— Wakko Kakko (@WakkoKakko) July 7, 2013
Milli Vanilli #ThingsLessPhonyThanJohnKerry
— Mark Langford (@marklangford) July 7, 2013
#ThingsLessPhonyThanJohnKerry Joe Biden's hair plugs @Bidenshairplugs
— Taxpayer1234 ?????? (@Taxpayers1234) July 7, 2013
#ThingsLessPhonyThanJohnKerry Democrat indignation over the Patriot Act during the Bush Admin
— ن (@TalonsPoint) July 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/jmbrown1955/status/353717151221288962
https://twitter.com/HenryRops1/status/353714212318609409
Eric Holder's interest in fair elections. #ThingsLessPhonyThanJohnKerry
— Free Market MD (@freedomdoctor) July 7, 2013
Recommended
Holder not knowing about #FastAndFurious #ThingsLessPhonyThanJohnKerry
— Harrison Bounel (@torpedostatism) July 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/HenryRops1/status/353705850470281217
https://twitter.com/JonathanRyrie/status/353705071353139201
https://twitter.com/JoeDunn8/status/353704507374436353
Lois Lerner's claim of innocence #ThingsLessPhonyThanJohnKerry
— Stuart (@Ringo6) July 7, 2013
#ThingsLessPhonyThanJohnKerry Jon Corzine's investment books
— I came; I saw; I got over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) July 7, 2013
.@N_Fatale #ThingsLessPhonyThanJohnKerry Tofurky
— I came; I saw; I got over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) July 6, 2013
Brian Ross' journalistic integrity #ThingsLessPhonyThanJohnKerry
— Stuart (@Ringo6) July 7, 2013
One tweeter even dared approach sacred ground in order to prove there are things less phony than John Kerry:
https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/353686665748938753
Related:
‘Ketchup in the Rye’: Kerry’s failboat folly leads to hilarious #JohnKerryYachtNames hashtag