You may remember the charming Mona Eltahaway as the cable news pundit who vandalized ads in New York City that dared to criticize the brutality of extremist Islamism. When she’s not declaring herself to be a “proud savage,” she’s moaning about her noble struggle in today’s military coup in Egypt:
I am officially cross eyed. I did 8 media hits today. #Egypt: I long for you. #MyHeartIsBig
— Mona Eltahawy (@monaeltahawy) July 3, 2013
It is time for a burger, fries and a host of supporting acts that are good for Mona.
— Mona Eltahawy (@monaeltahawy) July 3, 2013
Twitter was amused by her limousine lib lamentations (or tiresome taxi tribulations?):
Some are willing to give all for the revolution: https://t.co/KpIe0Watd3
— Max Blumenthal (@MaxBlumenthal) July 3, 2013
Sacrifice: https://t.co/QY180qonK7
— jeremy scahill (@jeremyscahill) July 3, 2013
Wow. Just wow. https://t.co/0Z14Uf2pZC
— jeremy scahill (@jeremyscahill) July 3, 2013
https://twitter.com/Karim_EH/status/352576653924384771
Mona's only objective in life is to promote Mona RT @jeremyscahill: Sacrifice: https://t.co/I5pYNfaXxp
— r. tarar (@rabiatarar) July 3, 2013
@monaeltahawy mona you truly are despicable and thats being nice.
— javid (@javidnooristani) July 3, 2013
Thankfully her energy wasn’t so exhausted that she couldn’t respond angrily to fellow pundit, Jeremy Scahill:
Someone tell @jeremyscahill his Mean Girl impersonation is so fucking lame. Dude: come pull my hair, already.
— Mona Eltahawy (@monaeltahawy) July 4, 2013
Oh, and @jeremyscahill, I'll arm wrestle you anywhere in Cairo. Pick a place, babe.
— Mona Eltahawy (@monaeltahawy) July 4, 2013
And next time @jeremyscahill, woman up and actually @me so that I see your silly rant directly.
— Mona Eltahawy (@monaeltahawy) July 4, 2013
He responded:
. @monaeltahawy is this a parody account?
— jeremy scahill (@jeremyscahill) July 4, 2013
Let’s hope “moaning” Mona is too tired to vandalize anything on her way home from a hard day’s revolutionizing.
Editor’s note: This post was updated with additional tweets.