Heh. As Twitchy reported yesterday, press secretary Jay Carney was late for the press briefing once again. Citizens kindly offered up #ReasonsWhyJayCarneyIsLate.
Clown Carney should have stayed missing: His briefing was a disaster and was fodder for much mockery. Brit Hume placed odds on Carney’s “repetition sweepstakes.”
https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/334707207683842049
Today, he was MIA once again.
https://twitter.com/Rschrim/status/334716880600330240
https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/334709348586643456
No sign of Jay Carney – now 53 minutes late for his presser pic.twitter.com/mWKWVfy5oL
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) May 15, 2013
Today's briefing beginning an hour late. Carney endured some 60 questions yesterday
— West Wing Reports (@WestWingReport) May 15, 2013
https://twitter.com/TheMadHessian/status/334721123654709250
https://twitter.com/TheMadHessian/status/334721969578713088
Where in the world is Jay Carney?
Out: Empty chair. In: Empty podium. #whereintheworldisjaycarney
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 15, 2013
Jay Carney is late again. #sadclownface pic.twitter.com/Z02wqkX72T
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 15, 2013
Who fettered Jay Carney?
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 15, 2013
Zing! He does not “appreciate” being fettered!
Time to issue BOLO for Jay Carney.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 15, 2013
@michellemalkin Carney needed his Maylox/Pepto/Midol cocktail
— Extremely Careless (@Shanghaibeast) May 15, 2013
Oh where, oh where has our little Jay gone? Oh where, oh where can he be? #whereintheworldisjaycarney
— FairDaizie (@FairDaizie) May 15, 2013
#whereintheworldisjaycarney Hiding under his desk with office door locked and binky in his mouth.
— JeromeFox (@cabinetmeeting) May 15, 2013
#whereintheworldisjaycarney. Crawled back under the podium?
— LXG NOVIOMAGUS (@LXGNoviomagus) May 15, 2013
And he finally appears!
JAY CARNEY FOUND! BOLO canceled. Oh, crikey. He's standing in front of a graphic of all his faces. No laughter. pic.twitter.com/KG5UhNzsVU
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 15, 2013
RT @StevenTDennis: Carney shows up with pics of himself (!) pic.twitter.com/0FUApm2SCb
— Ethan Klapper (@ethanklapper) May 15, 2013
Oh, honey. Bless your lying heart.
Related:
Zing! Brit Hume places odds on Carney’s ‘repetition sweepstakes’; Blasts excuses
While Carney dodges reporters’ questions, tweeters list things Jay Carney DOES know
#Unfettered and meme-licious: Jay Carney totally ‘appreciates’ the unfettered mockery gold
Blame Fox News! Sniveling twit Jay Carney spins for Obama on AP scandal
State of denial: Jay Carney unwilling to admit that IRS targeted conservative groups
Dead and circuses: Like President Sideshow, Clown Carney calls Benghazi a ‘political circus’
#ReasonsCarneyIsLate: Why is Clown Carney late for briefing? Scrawling in his tear-stained diary?