http://twitter.com/JasonBWhitman/statuses/322351946403041280
Hold us. We’re still trembling from the horrifying memory of those dark, dark minutes when links in tweets produced this:
.@TwitchyTeam #Twitter Fail even without the whale! all URL links are broken pic.twitter.com/GWMsUy73X9
— Raphael Gluck (@einfal) April 11, 2013
Twitter: Links? We don't need no stinking links!
— John Sexton (@verumserum) April 11, 2013
Twitter links only malfunctioned for a brief period on Thursday morning, but the devastation will never be forgotten.
What will we do now without links to tether us to reality? The horror! The horror!
— Ruxandra Grecu (@trifoi) April 11, 2013
I had so many links to share that reinforced my political and opinions I didn't know what to do. So I read out my tweets and cried instead.
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) April 11, 2013
Here’s how some link-hungry Twitter users spent the Great Link Massacre of 2013.
http://twitter.com/lachlan/statuses/322347279153516545
http://twitter.com/lachlan/statuses/322348689907658754
Dude, we still say "dial a phone number." Change comes slowly. RT @lachlan WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL TWEETING LINKS?!
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) April 11, 2013
Twitter links worked under George Bush. #JustSayin
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) April 11, 2013
This is obviously the fault of the Democrats. #TwitterLinkFail
— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) April 11, 2013
No. Bush's fault. RT @BiasedGirl: This is obviously the fault of the Democrats. #TwitterLinkFail
— Mary #FlyTheW (@mchastain81) April 11, 2013
Breaking: Obama announces budget and immigration debates postponed until full congressional inquiry into broken twitter links conducted.
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) April 11, 2013
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Twitter URLs cause panic. The only links Obama cares about involve a putter.
— Razor (@hale_razor) April 11, 2013
You're just going to have to deal with fewer links. #sequester
— Invisible Obama (@InvisibleObama) April 11, 2013
THE LINKS HAVE BEEN SEQUESTERED!!! THE LINKS HAVE BEEN SEQUESTERED!!!
— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) April 11, 2013
https://twitter.com/amylutz4/status/322351320063422465
Any reports of cannibalism due to Twitter links being down?
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) April 11, 2013
REMEMBER THE LINKAMO!! RT @lachlan: Never mind. Links are back. Crisis averted.
— The Real Matt Finn (@mdrache) April 11, 2013
Some fortunate souls escaped the devastating Twitpocalypse. But guys? Nobody likes a show-off.
http://twitter.com/FirstTeamTommy/statuses/322348930807496704
Links are working fine for me….
— Mary #FlyTheW (@mchastain81) April 11, 2013
http://twitter.com/LilMissRightie/statuses/322348167620345856
Think there were no winners in all this? Wrong:
#RememberLinkFailDay: http://t.co/tkSITtJ68b
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) April 11, 2013
Capitalism, baby!
