Wait, what? The “tolerant” aren’t really tolerant? Who’d have thunk it!
Comedian and actor Michael Ian Black trolled Twitter last night. Naturally, he chose to do so by posing a same-sex marriage opponent. Have to mock those bitterly clinging rubes!
All those guys who refuse to marry their girlfriends until everybody has the right to marry must be shitting their pants.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 26, 2013
People NEED to change their avis to support marriage equality because it worked so well when we toppled the Iranian government.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 26, 2013
I'm just now getting used to the show "Big Love" and now they're trying to shove this gay marriage shit down my throat???
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 26, 2013
I created Stuxnet. RT @subverzo how does someone so stupid get 1.8 Million followers? Did you attempt to help Iranian activists at all?
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 26, 2013
Just because I'm against gay marriage doesn't mean I don't love gay people. I just don't think THEY should have love.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 27, 2013
The sex was real; the marriage a sham. RT @danarrhea so you're telling me the sex with Bradley Cooper in Wet Hot American Summer was fake?!
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 27, 2013
WRONG! Ruth Bader Ginsburg is my spirit animal. RT @theRyanSants Thank God you're not in the Supreme court!
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 27, 2013
The ONLY exception I would make for gay marriage would be if Channing Tatum wanted to marry Taylor Lautner.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 27, 2013
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@mollyrgilford @robbyjowns @holmec35 I don't have anything else to do. Yes, I'm hard.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 27, 2013
Think about it: if we let gay people marry, then we might have to allow them to serve in the armed forces. #science
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 27, 2013
That's what the gays want you to think. RT @KeegelsTheElf we already do with the don't ask don't tell policy.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 27, 2013
Then, reality set in. Who are the intolerant ones? Sadly (and hilariously) many didn’t comprehend the fact that the comedian was, well, trying to be a comedian.
https://twitter.com/cje2510/status/316708771407749120
I'm pretty sure @michaelianblack's anti gay marriage tweets are a joke. At least I hope so. Who knows? Maybe he's a dick?
— Kyle Pfeffer (@KylePfeffer) March 27, 2013
@JenKirkman @michaelianblack Can someone offer a translation? I must be confused because I didn't think MIB is a complete ass, is he?
— Douglas Stanley (@dogstain) March 27, 2013
And then the attacks came.
@michaelianblack go fuck yourself, every human should have the right to marry and love gay or not. it's really that simple.
— Josh Barnes (@joshua__barnes) March 27, 2013
I dont understand @michaelianblack's tweets today. I've always loved his comedy but lost a lot of respect for him after today. This sucks :[
— Kara Lia (@KaraLiaMiller) March 27, 2013
@michaelianblack please explai your comment on "they should not have love"
— Nichelle (Niecey) (@NEW042) March 27, 2013
@kadisonkregoris HAHA LOOK AT MICHAEL IAN BLACK TWITTER YOU'D HATE HIM
— ChinaDoll (@0hChina) March 27, 2013
Really? I gave money to Ronald McDonald House once. DID YOU?!? @rbiega You are a noted expert of hate, bigotry, and intolerance. CONGRATS!
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 27, 2013
Who's that? RT @kubablahblah you're like the Rosa Parks of ignorance.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 27, 2013
Even Hitler? Think about it. RT @joshua__barnes go fuck yourself, every human should have the right to marry and love gay or not.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 27, 2013
Sorry, Michael Ian Black. I love Stella and all but your tweets bother me today. *unfollows @michaelianblack
— hairclip. (@turfparadiso) March 27, 2013
My uncle did, idiot! RT @KrystinDixon just bc no one ever gave you love doesn't mean anyone else should be denied it.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 27, 2013
@michaelianblack no, it's not about dignity. I've heard all of the arguments against it, it's just homophobic BS, you one of them?
— E pluribus unum (@cvc_2k) March 27, 2013
@its_sara_doe @michaelianblack So nice of him to self-identify. Yes, I unfollowed him.
— OntieC wears a mask & so shd you (@OntieC) March 27, 2013
@michaelianblack Well that's harsh. #fuckyourself
— Samii. ??? (@InSamiity) March 27, 2013
https://twitter.com/SteacyC/status/316725370231603201
https://twitter.com/SteacyC/status/316725189327081472
Unfollowed @michaelianblack not only due to his lack of funny but also his prejudice and ignorance. Anyone know funny people to follow?
— Allison H (@allison_gill) March 27, 2013
@michaelianblack you should change your last name to Scalia. So when he dies, you can fill right in. #michaelianscalia
— Brad (@it_is_Brad) March 27, 2013
https://twitter.com/khloietoweyx/status/316928931636867072
https://twitter.com/Maggot_Shane/status/316737240120311808
@michaelianblack regardless of your opinion of #MarriageEquality,glad you've been a douche today so I have a reason to unfollow you #unfunny
— Elizabeth Harris (@ERussellHarris) March 27, 2013
@michaelianblack
Who the hell are you? I dont think you're big enough for anyone to care. Must have drinkenly followed you the other night.— C Holmes (@holmec35) March 27, 2013
https://twitter.com/seancminto/status/316729110971965441
https://twitter.com/seancminto/status/316727756652163074
@michaelianblack Your An Ass
— #TheResistance? (@stockguy61) March 27, 2013
@michaelianblack so you are saying a gay person can't have your back? Maybe you should join the armed forces oh wait you are a bitch
— Timothy Reynolds (@eyesofTimR) March 27, 2013
@michaelianblack My christianity is being challenged right now. I refuse to say what I think about you. I bet you're gay & in the closet.
— Bantal (@magoupil) March 27, 2013
— B0nk3rs (@QuirkyImmortal) March 27, 2013
@michaelianblack YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON. GO TO HELL FUCKER. UGH I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUNNY UNTIL NOW! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
— B0nk3rs (@QuirkyImmortal) March 27, 2013
@michaelianblack I don't know why everyone is so pissed. You have a right to your opinion. I have a right to think you are a dumbass for it.
— Jeff Horbinski, The CMYK Junkie (@CMYKjunkie) March 27, 2013
@michaelianblack I hope you're joking. If you're not, you just made yourself look like a homophobic narrow minded asshole #unfollow
— Haylen McCarty (@HaylenMcCarty) March 27, 2013
https://twitter.com/gracieface110/status/316721504488411137
@michaelianblack I wish all this talk wasn't true. It's likely that you are actually gay, and your REAL marriage is a sham. #unfollow
— Kyle Sailor (@kylesailor2) March 27, 2013
Keeping it classy as always, huh, tolerance brigade? Also, try turning off the bitter once in a while. and then maybe sarcasm will be recognized. In the meantime, these folks will try to explain the epic “duh” to you.
I like how people follow @michaelianblack and then angrily tweet him because they're too stupid to understand sarcasm.
— Christa S (@Sparrow611) March 27, 2013
Reading all the angry tweets directed at @michaelianblack. Maybe next we can get a ban on People-Without-A-Sense-Of-Humor Marriage.
— Sean Hanrahan (@ASeanHanrahan) March 27, 2013
https://twitter.com/NBarkley6/status/316734764134580225
Some classic @michaelianblack trolling going on right now. I love the clueless.
— Tom Bonneau (@tombonneau) March 27, 2013
https://twitter.com/Rach1003/status/316755037252632576
@michaelianblack I think people are missing out on the fact that you are kidding
— Joao Pena (@stangpena) March 27, 2013
@michaelianblack i am german, from a so called unfunny land full of unfunny People. Why do i still get that you are fuckin with everyone?
— Marcus "I like how Nazis die in the Movies" Lenzen (@Zelentz) March 27, 2013
https://twitter.com/Antononymous/status/316893549603999744
And something for Mr. Black to consider, before he slams “founding father fetishization” and gun rights supporters again.
https://twitter.com/colonelward/status/316720540331151361
BLOCKED! RT @drobin1972 I haven't stopped following anyone who is FOR gay marriage…funny how the tolerant masses are un following you.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 27, 2013
Yep. Funny, that.