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'Can't make it up': Warren campaign staffer imagines a future where heroes go back in time to elect her (Hint: It involves a zombie apocalypse)

To sum up how Super Tuesday primary voting went for Elizabeth Warren, she finished third in her home state of Massachusetts. Warren’s campaign is now in disarray:

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But that doesn’t mean Warren’s staffers have given up imagining scenarios where the country might regret not giving her a chance to sit in the Oval Office:

Zombie apocalypse? She’s got a plan for that!

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They sure seem, er… interesting.

Speaking of plans:

Yeah, that might have been a better place to start.