As Twitchy reported, alleged murderer Chris Dorner is reportedly engaged in gunfight with police in Big Bear, California. Good thing CNN’s Wolf Blitzer’s on top of it.
Breaking my cable news embargo for Dorner. Wolf Blitzer still absolutely awful anchoring breaking news. And Chris Cuomo…embargo reactivate
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) February 12, 2013
Real journalism, ladies and gentlemen.
https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/301452528460120064
https://twitter.com/Miami_Jess/status/301453399709323266
https://twitter.com/JakSandcastell/status/301454263685619715
Hey, wolf blitzer- are you under the impression we are all so stupid that you need to explain what being 'pinned down' means for 10 minutes?
— Rex Harrison as Abraham Lincoln (@mrcalvin) February 12, 2013
Wolf Blitzer doesn't get out much: "What is a bunker buster? What does 'pinned down' mean? How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?"
— Leander Francisco, Psy.D. (@tokenblaxican) February 12, 2013
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But wait — there’s more!
Did Wolf Blitzer just say "areola pictures"?
— Mike… Byhoff? (@mbyhoff) February 12, 2013
To areola is Blitzerian …
https://twitter.com/thejoshjackson/status/301455992242180096
What a boob.
https://twitter.com/WhoAteMyPizza/status/301452182572646400
Good. Lord.
Wolf Blitzer just said "The areola view," "What does pinned down mean?" and "It's 2 pm, so it'll be dark soon." #WhatAreYouDoing
— Russ Novak (@RussNovak) February 12, 2013
Wolf’s cred’s in jeopardy, baby.
Derp.