Killer boobs? Was she wearing a high-capacity magazine bra? Or “magazine clips,” as President Obama would say. A woman in Washington state recently smothered her boyfriend with her killer rack, in a drunken brawl, reportedly.
https://twitter.com/Marquez2Otto/status/291801301942169600
Lol… Killer boobs? @HustleLOP pic.twitter.com/LYNo9cQ0
— DarkFalz (@DarkFalz83) January 17, 2013
Twitter was buzzing with the boob-y news. Is it time for a waiting period for bazongas?
https://twitter.com/armandroff/status/291964724726349825
I don't write the news. I just tweet them. Talk about killer boobs. Woman allegedly smothers boyfriend with breasts http://t.co/Dsj0FUL4
— Linda Firestone (@LindaYFirestone) January 17, 2013
Otherwise known as a fatal case of motorboating: http://t.co/d2klTItj
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 17, 2013
Simple motorboating, or something more sinister?
RT @brettcmac: Assualt Boobs! @DLoesch http://t.co/mBowStGk
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 17, 2013
Others rally to ban these deadly assault breasts, which seem to be increasingly falling into the wrong hands.
Ban "assault boobs"?! Killer boobs – http://t.co/52aKrsLb http://t.co/WaxHOHrM
— Heather (@HeaMari_) January 17, 2013
Washington State considers drafting legislation to ban Assault Breasts in light of recent murder by smothering. http://t.co/bsiUfLM7
— Jay Forde (@Jay_Forde) January 17, 2013
Time to ban Assault Breast!!!!!
Woman, Accused Of Using Her Breasts To Smother And Kill Boyfriend http://t.co/Aa8snQ4x via @HuffPostCrime
— Dale Collins (@orbis_mortis) January 17, 2013
BAN ASSAULT BREASTS: Washington Woman, Accused Of Using Her Breasts To Smother And Kill Boyfriend http://t.co/sxftHGgF via @HuffingtonPost
— A M (@sterling196500) January 17, 2013
It’s an epidemic; it is happening in Germany, too!
Woman, 51, 'smothers lover to death with her breasts during drunken row in carava… #MailOnline http://t.co/GGOxOwyX pic.twitter.com/OuT2ugz7
— Mary (@doubledittos) January 16, 2013
@doubledittos ban boobs!
— Laura4Liberty (@laurak975) January 16, 2013
@laurak975 True! We need a law banning Assault Breasts!
— Mary (@doubledittos) January 16, 2013
https://twitter.com/kender1/status/291997038856503296
Don’t hold your breath for an answer from Piers. It takes him hours and hours to come up with rejoinders. Plus, he’s far too busy madly crumpling paper in a fit of hissy. Oh, no! That’s ammunition: You can stuff bras with that.