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'ROFL'! Elizabeth Warren explains how her plan to 'rein in private equity firms' would benefit victims of capitalism like... Taylor Swift?

As Elizabeth Warren’s campaign likes to constantly remind everybody, she has a “plan” for everything, even when it comes to taking pandering to the next level:

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It doesn’t look like Swift was requesting government intervention, but for somebody like Warren, when you’re a hammer everything looks like a nail.

What would the country do without Elizabeth Warren fighting for the downtrodden victims of an unfair capitalist system?

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Maybe Warren’s trying to help give Swift a boost up to the billionaire club so she can tax the hell out of her if she’s elected president.