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Under rules set down by Bloomberg's Ben Penn, this 'watermelon' tweet of his is deemed 100% racist

Is this photo of MLB star Adam Jones eating a Popeye’s fried chicken cake racist?

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Well, according to Bloomberg’s Benjamin Penn, it’s not but only because it “needed watermelon as one of the sides”:

Wow. We would originally have chalked that tweet up to sarcasm or youthful indiscretion, but these new rules find that this is 100% racist:

Your move, Bloomberg:

This will happen any minute now:

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And a screenshot for posterity:

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