Well, at least there’s plenty to laugh at today. Some smarty-pants Obama supporters are sighing with relief and it’s not just because their candidate won.
Finally — finally! — liberals have some assurance about where their next Tampax fix will come from. With President Lady Parts in the White House for another four years, American women will never suffer the fate ridiculed by Ace last month.
Day Two of A World Without Tampons: A Nation Bleeds
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 11, 2012
Libs took to Twitter to celebrate the defeat of Romney’s mythical plans for a nationwide ban on feminine hygiene products.
https://twitter.com/amandapaprocky/status/266035069691506688
https://twitter.com/avaleighx3/status/266185345928925185
https://twitter.com/lovatosheaven/status/266171866580938752
https://twitter.com/cracker_jax13/status/266148557722103808
https://twitter.com/ksimyan/status/266144413850423297
https://twitter.com/autumnreiff/status/266126533733781505
Guess I don't have to go out and stock up on tampons after all #teamobama
— Jhana Hart (@JhanaHart) November 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/Michaella_N/status/266045964899467264
i don't know if you guys are as happy as i am, but i get to keep my tampons. obama, stock them shelves!
— steph tran (@_stuffaknee) November 7, 2012
One person lamented that she had already stockpiled tampons.
https://twitter.com/SEMiRAKORRiNE/status/266034728669421569
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Hey, she should have read Twitchy and saved herself the trouble!
Meanwhile, other Obama supporters rejoiced that Mitt Romney won’t be able to laugh maniacally while outlawing all birth control. As if that was his plan.
Somehow, a few people managed to stock up on birth control despite the widely rumored inability of people to do so without a government sugar daddy.
What am I going to do with this stash of birth control I hoarded just in case?
— The Chocolate Biscotti of Deliciousness (@shannonpixie) November 7, 2012
In fear of Romney being elected, I stocked up on my plan b pills and birth control. #vaginarights
— Lady Meadows (@ladyyymeadows) November 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/xoJam23/status/266039191555682304
https://twitter.com/LuisFromLA/status/266037003156598785
Classy. Your “bitch” is one lucky gal to have you (and Big Daddy Government) looking out for her!
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED I DON'T HAVE TO HOARD BIRTH CONTROL PILLS ANY MORE
— Liz FarringtonGrimes (@lizfarrington) November 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/M0NayNay/status/266035268845441024
https://twitter.com/elle_yumi/status/266053927483625473
so…
I don't have to go to concentration camps and I don't have to stock up on birth control? Best news since Bush has been out of office!
— s h e l b y ? t a y l o r (@SHLBYT) November 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/thas_am0r/status/266033777338368000
https://twitter.com/Shelby_Lynn2015/status/266032905086709761
Glad I dont have to stock up on birth control…. #4moreyears
— France Francois (@1stClassFrance) November 7, 2012
I'm mostly happy that now I don't have to stock up on my birth control….
— Lauren (@foreignlauren88) November 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/racheltilley15/status/266041384002260993
Woohoo! I don't have to stock up on birth control! Seriously, though, way to go USA. #ObamaWins
— Elizabeth Boyle (@elizabethgboyle) November 7, 2012
Well now I don't have to go to the store to stock up on birth control, condoms, and Plan B pills #TeamObama #thatshottttt
— Haley (@haleyyeah) November 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/cmklocek/status/266032589234655233
Bless your precious hearts.
With Romney’s defeat, one thing is certain: liberal Twitter users will remain the gift that keeps on giving, no matter who occupies the Oval Office.