A Catholic dad's 'rules for dating my daughter' [photo]

The right-minded Catholic dad was responding to this t-shirt manifesto from a “feminist dad” that went viral in the leftysphere last week:

"Rules for dating my daughter: … Her body, her rules." RT if you, too, have a feminist father. (h/t @buzzfeed) pic.twitter.com/yTnmp2GIpw

— Everyday Feminism (@EvrydayFeminism) June 22, 2014

3 Inadvertent Truths In Feminist 'Rules For Dating Daughter' T-Shirt http://t.co/AIyQFWwcS2

— Mollie (@MZHemingway) June 20, 2014

Can everyone agree on these rules:

1) Leave the grumpy uterus puppets at home.

2) Stay away from the giant marble vaginas.