Snort! President Obama’s mythical son has made an appearance once again.
We now know that if Obama had a son, he would look like Trayvon and wouldn’t be allowed to played professional football.
— Jerome Hudson (@JeromeEHudson) January 19, 2014
Newsflash, you don't get to decide grown children's decisions. "Obama: 'I would not let my son play pro football'http://t.co/fK4nXXkoIG”
— Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) January 19, 2014
Dennis Miller weighed in on that absurdity as only he can:
I'm extremely moved by the loving, caring relationship the President always seems to have with his imaginary son.
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) January 19, 2014
That was beautiful, sir. Sniffle!
@DennisDMZ now that just funny.
— Mike Binder (@MikeBinderjokes) January 20, 2014
@DennisDMZ I wonder if he is a composite son?
— Pope of Capitalism (@jmarkwalk) January 19, 2014
And some exit snark to bring it all home: