Ha!
Finally, Iowahawk weighs in on the national nightmare known as Miley Cyrus twerking. Take it away, Iowahawk (and fellow Twitter users)!
If Syria used chemical weapons against the VMAs, would we be so quick to condemn them?
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 26, 2013
Remember if you bought a copy of Achy Breaky Heart in the 90's then YOU are directly responsible for Miley Cyrus
— Kurtis Marsh (@kurtismarsh) August 26, 2013
Hang your heads in shame!
Will Smith & family, you speak for all of us https://t.co/tcYEAnFREK
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 26, 2013
Indeed. As Twitchy reported, the Smith family could not mask its horror.
If an ex-child star wants to really go for shock value, they should get an engineering degree.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 26, 2013
In Hollywood, nothing is less shocking than desperate attempts to attract attention.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 26, 2013
Ding, ding, ding! Fox News’ Martha MacCallum called out Miley Cyrus with a similar point earlier on Monday.
Show the jury on the doll where the bad mouse touched you. #DisneyKidz
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 26, 2013
Twerking is so 5 minutes ago. The new dance craze is Dog-Carpet-Scooting.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 26, 2013
And the hilarity was upped with this snark-tastic pic, which has been retweeted over 1,000 times.
Evolution of Miley Cyrus… pic.twitter.com/8vOfHJ8D3Q
— x (@maxton5) August 26, 2013
Oh dear.
Exit advice from Sir Iowahawk:
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be twerkers
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 26, 2013
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