Yep. Press secretary Jay Carney is late for today’s press briefing. Shockah!
RT @jimacostacnn: Given Carney's tendency to start a little late, possible that briefing and Holder's 1pm newser will happen simultaneously.
— WhiteHousePressCorps (@whpresscorps) May 14, 2013
@DrewMTips @JonahNRO Or maybe just running.
— Lynda Jo Hunt (@LyndaJoHunt) May 14, 2013
Heh. It keeps getting worse for Clown Carney, as the Obama administration scandals continue to grow.
https://twitter.com/shark_wahlberg/status/334353459417591808
"Crom, I've never asked you for help before. But if you don't help me now, to Hell with you." Jay Carney right before presser.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) May 14, 2013
Is he scrawling in his tear-stained diary? Listening to REM’s “Everybody Hurts” on a loop? Twitter users kindly offer up some reasons why Jay Carney is late.
https://twitter.com/amylutz4/status/334350891811487744
https://twitter.com/amylutz4/status/334351743162937344
https://twitter.com/Miss_Wisconsin/status/334351594369990656
https://twitter.com/OHCONSERVATISM/status/334350999831597056
https://twitter.com/Travesham/status/334350540949573632
#ReasonsCarneyIsLate Found one last tiny fragment of a soul that needed eradicatin' first
— Dan Phillips (@BibChr) May 14, 2013
#ReasonsCarneyIsLate
He's putting on 2nd pair of big boy pants— shelby (@abeesmom) May 14, 2013
#ReasonsCarneyIsLate Dressing up in his favorite Pinocchio costume.
— James Grimm (@Jggrimm) May 14, 2013
https://twitter.com/MidloJo/status/334352422753423360
#ReasonsCarneyIsLate Can't remember where "there" is – apparently, there's no "there" there.
— F. X. Turk (@Frank_Turk) May 14, 2013
And win.
https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/334351288554881024
Keep them coming, Twitter!
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