Clown Carney: White House shocked to hear about AP’s phone records being investigated

It’s a good thing the White House holds those press briefings, because how else would the President of the United States and his staff learn what’s going on in the world? Obama doesn’t get to watch TV during the day, so he learns about breaking scandals the same time the rest of us do, and sometimes much later. It’s no surprise, then, that White House Press Secretary Jay Carney claims the White House didn’t know anything about Eric Holder and the Justice Department pulling the phone records of AP reporters.

The Department of Justice? That’s just another independent organization, like the IRS or the State Department or the Vice President or @barackobama.

… and that’s the way they’d like to keep it, thanks.

  • arttie

    Carney is the Sargent Schultz of the Obama administration.

    • trixiewoobeans

      I was JUST thinking that…”I know nothing! NOTHING!”

      • angeleyez

        Carney on suicide watch.

    • Jeremy
      • Jimni27

        I KNOW NOTH-INK! You beat me to it.

        • TocksNedlog

          Carney knows “no think”.


        Sgt Schultz was the first thing I thought of!
        I know nothink! I see nothink!

    • Adi

      Good thing The Messiah doesn’t waste His precious time with those pesky daily intelligence briefings either.

    • Kevin Gallagher

      To quote Office Space…..So, Obama, what would you say ya do here?

      • Clayton B

        . . . ‘I’ll tell ya what I’d do . . . two dudes at the same time’ . . .

  • Wing_attack_Plan_R

    Obama … Killed Osama, Resurrected Nixon

    • SpinMeNot

      And we have a winner …

    • arttie

      And channeling Carter.

    • starr123

      Nixon did NOTHING close to what Obama has done. As I’ve heard so many times,with Richard Nixon, NOBODY DIED!

    • mdtljt

      Well that confirms it…Obama really IS the Messiah!!

  • TugboatPhil

    The first administration in history that has no idea what any of the people working for them are doing…ever.

    • Garth Haycock

      His incompetence shines brighter than the mid-day sun and nobody in his inner-circle has the guts to tell him.

    • Bruce Berens

      And he’d still be re-elected to a 3rd term if he could. Hope and change!!

      • Larry Mellette

        You forgot transparency..

        • Scott

          No, that’s one thing he’s been since the beginning, transparent.

  • K-Dog
    • Jeremy

      ha ha

  • pinkelephant22

    REV WRIGHT racist statements – “didn’t know”

    BILL AYERS – “didn’t know him from that era”

    AIG EXECUTIVE BONUSES – “didn’t know”

    SOCIAL SECURITY SCANDAL lavish parties- “didn’t know”

    VAN JONES resignation – “didn’t know his radical past”

    ACORN wide-spread scandals – “didn’t know”

    SECRET SERVICE scandal – “didn’t know”

    ALIAS EMAILS / EPA – “didn’t know”


    FAST & FURIOUS – “didn’t know”

    BENGHAZI – “didn’t know”


    AP PHONE WIRETAPPING scandal – “didn’t know”

    ………… and that’s only a fraction

    • Garth Haycock

      But he doesn’t know that it’s only a fraction….

    • ObamaFail

      That is a long list of lies from Obama. And that doesn’t include the lies he’s told about some of his policies.

    • Squirrel!

      I’m certain he knows ALL of it! However, at the very least can he be impeached for incompetence?

    • JustLikeAnimals


    • Robin Rountree

      Don’t forget helping Lybia with out getting congresses approval!!

      • pinkelephant22

        Yes – the list is long on Obama violating the Constitution. That was merely a list of “I didn’t knows”

  • Jeffrey Harbin

    All those questions about who is Obama’s REAL father? Who would have guessed it was Dick Nixon!

    • Texyank

      Frank Marshall Davis

    • JustLikeAnimals

      The ACORN doesn’t fall far from the tree!

    • starr123

      Oh,that is so far wrong…I’m sorry but IMO,NO other President has come even close to what Obama has done and is doing.

  • BoscoBolt


    Seriously, who do they think they’re fooling?

    • Michael R Bardsley

      Apparently the 1/2 of America that voted for him… and still ARE drinking that Koolaid.

      • starr123

        You are so correct. Do any of these ppl even read or watch the news?I think they are of the huge percentage of ppl who voted Obama in just to get the freebies and I am not talking about the people on Medicaid who need it. So many people misunderstood what so many were saying about that 47% who receive that help. One FB friend even scanned and posted his medicare card to show he had worked many decades then retired and drew his check which he certainly was entitled to but he took it the wrong way and felt Romney was talking about retirees and our military who need so badly what VA offers them. That 1/2 you are speaking of you know would vote him in for a 3rd time if they could. If not for them he would never have won the first time. And yeah,that Koolaid just keeps flowing,doesn’t it?

    • Bruce Berens

      About half the people.

    • starr123

      It’s apparent that Obama has become much more delusional than I thought. And Jay Carney is a pathetic shell of a man. How he can stand up there each time and parrot the lies and garbage he does is beyond me. Obama never knows nothing…how can he stay in the WH as he knows nothing about nothing then Jay Carney comes on and tries to make us believe Obama has no authority on all these Departments…therefore out of his hands. These 2 clowns are clamped on the IRS deal first being known to them just last Friday when it’s already known how far back(so far) that it’s been going on. Who do they think they are kidding?

      • Junie3

        Man, somebody sure knows something in that admin, they’re leaking it all out. Obama probably needs to book a vacation about now.

        • Red Fred

          If Jay Carney EVER wants any respect he is simply going to HAVE to resign. Yesterday.

      • Robin Rountree

        And don’t forget the major stink the “media” made about Valerie Plane wow is that worse then all this?

  • Brian Smith

    Most incompetent and negligent administration ever. Ignorance is indeed bliss over at the WH

    • kenai

      At Obama’s White House, ignorance is a necessity.

    • Bruce Berens

      Our first affirmative action president. Hope we got that out of our system. There’s work to do, no toke.

  • rivers

    Hey, White House, a little less keeping up with the Kardashians, a little more doing your job. Or never mind, you all suck at that anyway.
    I guess Obama isn’t the only one who watches Homeland while pretending to work.

    • Adi

      His favourite show must be ‘The Sopranos’ since he is channeling them all the time.

  • FreedomFighter

    Its like a broken record. Its the same excuse over and over again. They never know anything. Does Obama and his administration even know they are located in Washington D.C.???

    • ObamaFail

      They didn’t know until the news told them apparently.

    • Adi

      Obama knows Hawaii is located in Asia, as for Washington it is actually called The Great City of Barackopolis, capitol of the 57 states. Of course everyone in Austria speaks Austrian, not Australian.

      • starr123


    • Junie3

      Is that the 57th state, I think.

  • b_truit

    Benghazi: I don’t know! -O
    IRS: I don’t know! -O
    AP: I don’t know! -O
    At what point do you suck at your job so bad that we kick you the heck out of our office? Am I watching an episode of the office? This is the president of the USA for goodness sakes! Impeach him!

    • rivers

      Aw come on, he was right on top of Collins coming out and Sandra Fluke getting her feelings hurt! What about his beer summit and his stellar speech to Planned Parenthood? And what about his brackets and his golf game? He is a super busy guy!

      • Robin Rountree

        plus he is so cool hangin with Jay z and wife and the rest of hollyweird and if he feels like playing golf just call Tiger it only will cost taxpayers about 7 mill

  • Michael R Bardsley

    Amazing how this administration is so involved in NOT being involved in ANYTHING.

    • starr123

      So remarkable…

  • Lady 12

    Someone on Twitter once compared Carney to the Mouth of Sauron. The resemblance grows more striking every day.

    • jebjr

      That pic Twitchy used at the top is a classic. Poor Jay looks like a third grader who just realized that his mommy left his sippy cup out of his lunch.

      • Dee

        I thought that was Rachel Maddow..

        • jebjr

          I think that they’re siblings. Come to think of it, they do look similar.

  • I M Free

    WH no knowledge about:
    1. Benghazi
    2. Gosnell
    3. IRS
    4. Illegal Immigrants (they claimed border is more secure)
    5. All green jobs went belly up

    WH has knowledge about:
    1. Jason Collins
    2. WH concert
    3. Fundraising
    4. Vacation

    can’t you see? with 3 more years of POTUS performance like this. our country is doomed

    • gracepmc

      #5. Golf

      • Bemani Dog

        Golf should probably be FAR higher. Like #1.

  • Kleverabevera

    The new White House press secretary will be……..

    • Kleverabevera

      I apologize for the copycat post I did not see that Jeremy Buchanan had already got here 1st. My bad

  • TXKracker

    This President Kardashian Admin. is a pathetic joke. The last 48 Hours of release of all the new scandals…IRS, AP/DOJ , Bengazi and what is the chief celebrity out doing today ? A fundraiser s in NYC… Look to Axelrod and Plouffe on all of these scandals as they called all the shots with quiet little Valerie Jarret.
    Remember all happened during election time, and we all know they will stoop to any level to get reelected.
    Where is a drone when we need one?

    • starr123

      Strange how the only things he’s done while in office is play golf,vacation and do fundraisers. I think he doesn’t know he won the last election and if spent just a little of his time working at the WH he might have gotten a few things done.

      • TXKracker

        So True, BHO is so over his head. He has been successful in dividing, weakening, apologizing, blaming and destroying our country. He is beating Al Queda in that race, they want to destroy us but he is beating them to it. We are in deep poop with three more years of this morally bankrupt ass clown.

  • Sam

    Will the media finally decide to be journalists now? Or will they continue to be Obama’s greatest asset?

    • Kathy

      He did have a private meeting with some of them, so who knows?

  • stellatruman

    You know ,this pleading ignorance from the potus and his cast of idiots is wearing thin

    • ratizbad

      You got that RIGHT!!!

  • Ben Bollman

    If the Obama Administration is really this poorly informed on EVERYTHING then we really need to rethink the intelligence budget and what we are paying for with it.

  • Duane Savage

    Uh……Who is in charge up there?

    • Bemani Dog

      A teleprompter.

  • dave9000

    Hey Jay, Here’s your sign…

    • TocksNedlog

      Here’s Jay’s sign: “L”
      It hangs from his forehead.

  • Pat Loudoun

    It’s been about a month since El Rushbo posited the Limbaugh Theorem. No Obama fingerprints on anything.

    RUSH nails it again.

  • Steve_J

    The Obama administration is populated with Captain Renault’s.

  • DLago

    The buck stops under the bus.

    -Barack Obama

    • Kathy


  • JR48

    Yeah, the DOJ is tapping the phone lines of ONE HUNDRED AP REPORTERS and the White House knows jack about it.

    Believe that, you’re either an idiot or merely completely and utterly morally bereft. Willing to lie for any reason. Agenda to be fulfilled by any means necessary. Even if it means breaking the law and literally gutting the Constitution.

    Carney can’t even spin. He’s only been grilled once in five years, he literally doesn’t know how to do his job because he literally has never done it before.

    And if the media tolerates this, well that’s literally putting the headstone on top of their dead profession.

    • Kathy

      Hey! They can’t have someone leaking the truth, now can they?

  • massjim

    Obama knows nothing about Benghazi, nothing about the IRS, nothing about AP phone records and the DOJ. But he knows all about the sex lives of NBA players. This is all becoming one long sad joke. He never knows anything about anything. Sadly, he is probably right. He, Obama, knows nothing about anything.

  • Loretta Riddell

    I feel like i am living in the life and times of a Reincarnated Hitler, who had his trusted, spying on his trusted, as the mind cracks under pressure.Perinoia a dangerous thing

  • LinTaylor
  • HARP2

    Obama dosen`t seem to know much of anything going on. I guess he is unfit for the job then.

  • Lotte Lenya

    When you are the President of the United States and you get your briefings from the news, you’re not doing it right.

  • SophieRo3

    Apparently, the entire WH is occupied by Sgt Schultzes.

    ‘We hear nothing, we see nothing, we know nothing. NOTHING!’

    • June Clinkenbeard


  • Thought Criminal #1

    If this isn’t proof of the Limbaugh Theorem, I don’t know what is.

  • Smoking Hamster

    Holder got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

    I wonder how the AP (AKA the Administration’s Press) is going to spin this one?

  • TeaPartyReaganConservative

    Capt Renault- ” Shocked, shocked to find gambling going on here”

    This is absolute abuse of govt power- AG Holder’s DOJ had no authorized warrant on seizing phone records of AP business phone, as well as the private phone records of all of the AP Journalists.

    Between the the White House, IRS, DHS, and DOJ, this is what a tyrannical out of control govt looks like, acts like, says and does, and something had better be done to stop it.- ie; Congressional Grand Jury Inquiries, firings and prosecutions, and finally Impeachment.

  • Guest

    In a related story, the White House was shocked to hear that Joe Biden is Vice President.

  • Guest

    In a related story, the White House was shocked to hear that Joe Biden is Vice President.

  • myfairlady

    So we have several independent agencies running around doing whatever the hell they want to with no guidance from anyone?? Who’s running the freakin’ government? Why is there a need for a President if he doesn’t know what the different agencies are doing? What a freakin’ MESS. Constitutional crisis sounds about right!

  • ToyZebra

    Maybe, just maybe, this will be the one smoking gun the press won’t ignore. They sold their souls to get him elected. They have looked the other way time and time again. But now they are the ones being spied on.

    • nc

      We’ve been saying that since, what, four smoking guns ago? Still, hope springs eternal!

  • blueniner

    Jay chili CON Carney Barker needs to go and PRONTO!

  • emily curtis

    what the Carnie means is – I didn’t know that you guys knew that.

    and since i didn’t know about you guys knowing that stuff, i am going to act like i don’t know so that you’ll think i didn’t know that i am working for a criminal.

    why are the press secretaries always so stupid.

    • mdtljt

      Don’t say that to Dana!!!

  • TocksNedlog

    Implausible deniability.

  • Axelgreaser

    GOOD NIGHT, NURSE! Carney will someday also be shocked to discover what that opening between his buttocks is for! Elmer Fudd look-a-like Robert Gibbs was bad enough of a press censor, Jay Corney is just pathetic. He could only be improved upon by adding surgical tape around the bridge or his nerdy eye glasses.

  • Bemani Dog

    This reminds me of a scene from the James Bond film “GoldenEye”: “Unlike the Americans, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN.”

  • JustLikeAnimals

    No one at the WH has any knowledge of what’s going on. Why is that a revelation?

  • Typewriterstreaming

    I wonder if Carney and Obama watch TV together to find out what’s going on because that’s what the President also claimed about the IRS scandal.

  • Joe

    For Gods sake people! Where’s Sandra Fluke when we so desperately need her! 😀

  • radicallyalyssa

    If the White House wasn’t involved in all the crap they claim to not be involved, I think the country would be in a lot better shape.

  • Sua Sponte

    They didn’t know about the DOJ’s seizure of the Associated Press’s phone records.
    The White House also didn’t know about the IRS targeting conservatives.
    President Obama didn’t know that Benghazi was an al Qaeda attack.
    Obama didn’t know the attack at Benghazi really wasn’t about a video.
    The White House didn’t know the Talking Points were changed.
    The White House didn’t know that terror training camps were sprouting up all around the Benghazi consulate.
    They didn’t know about the 200+ attacks in Libya prior to the 9/11 attack.
    The White House didn’t know about the security requests.
    Obama didn’t know his BFFs Jay-Z and Beyonce were going to Communist Cuba on holiday.
    He doesn’t know how they got the visa to go.
    The White House said that in the Boston terror attack there was no indication of terrorist activity. They didn’t know about the Russians’ warnings to us about Tamerlan Tsarnaev.
    The White House didn’t know about the thousands of illegals who were recently released from prison by Janet Napolitano as part of the faux sequester cuts.
    The White House absolutely didn’t deceive over the impact of sequester. They didn’t know anything.
    The White House said they didn’t cancel the White House tours and didn’t know who did.
    The White House didn’t know anything about the Petraeus scandal.
    The DOJ was investigating the Director of the CIA and the White House didn’t know.
    The White House didn’t know about the Fast & Furious operation.
    The White House didn’t know about the SEC/Goldman Sachs charges until after they were made public.
    The White House didn’t know it had ordered General Stanley McChrystal to ”Defeat the Taliban. Secure the Population.”
    The White House didn’t know that Jon Corzine was a raging incompetent.
    The White House didn’t know a Mao Tse-Tung ornament was hanging on their Christmas tree for three years in a row though it was mentioned each year.
    Barack Obama didn’t know Bill Ayers was a domestic terrorist even though they were colleagues and Ayers launched Obama’s career.
    Barack didn’t know about Jeremiah Wright’s anti-white, anti-Jewish rants even though he sat in his church for 20 years.
    Barack didn’t know a member of a terrorist Muslim group was invited to the White House for a meeting with senior aides.
    The White House said the Churchill bust wasn’t sent back and then they said they didn’t know it was sent back.


  • Junie3

    ► 0:35► 0:35
    Jan 22, 2009 – “I see nothing” comments by Sgt Schultz of Hogan’s Heros. … I see Nothing I was not here i …

    Ops sorry, us conservatives think alike, lol.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Oh pulleeez! Baraka probably has the Mooch bugged and monitored. How else do ya’ think he gets away with playing so much golf, shootin’ hoops and eating hot dogs and ice cream?

  • ElizCM

    I noticed today AP has put “Islamist extremist” back into their vocabulary… slowly turning on the Obama narrative, about time!