Twitter users decided to celebrate the one year anniversary of Occupy Wall Street by kindly listing all of the movement’s accomplishments. And happy warriors did so as only they can. Warning: Giggle-snorts will occur.
#owsaccomplishments Fertilizing police cars
— The 12th Fan (@Josh_Painter) September 17, 2012
https://twitter.com/DACrosse/status/247780937314750465
https://twitter.com/Nichevo/status/247781658613407744
#owsaccomplishments Defecating on cars with all 57 state's plates.
— eric (@eriContrarian) September 17, 2012
ah, memories. RT @michellemalkin: #owsaccomplishments Lice outbreaks – WOO!!! http://t.co/y2yaKY05
— Prudence Paine (@PruPaine) September 17, 2012
serving as the id to Obama's ego #owsaccomplishments
— Kim Jong-unthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) September 17, 2012
#owsaccomplishments New scientific discovery that it's actually possible to get herpes from a tent.
— Call Me Timbo (@CallMeTimbo) September 17, 2012
#owsaccomplishments Inspiring even more useless college courses than there already are http://t.co/eVMvGH0U #s17 #ows
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 17, 2012
@michellemalkin -huge increase in patchouli oil sales! (offset by decrease in deodorant) #owsaccomplishments
— Butch Paula (@butchpaula) September 17, 2012
#owsaccomplishments Giving their parents some privacy.
— Relax people (@Justwork73) September 17, 2012
#owsaccomplishments: obtaining arrest records that will bar them from getting that $80,000+ a year job they demand without experience.
— ??Jen Q. Public (@JKBell78) September 17, 2012
https://twitter.com/Sthcalguy8/status/247786334687748096
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Hmm. Did Occupy actually create or save more jobs than Obama?
https://twitter.com/Nichevo/status/247793948100292608
U can't make me open again! RT @michellemalkin: #owsaccomplishments Permanently searing image of the NYC Occu-pooper in public consciousness
— MomsUnite (@DeplorableMoms) September 17, 2012
https://twitter.com/Nichevo/status/247787211230162944
Zing!
Of course, while the Occupy crowd is often great fodder for mockery, there is a darker side, full of rampant filth and violence.
Happy Anniversary Occupy! FLASHBACK: #OccupyWallStreet: The Rap Sheet, So Far http://t.co/m1zPwb0u
— Mere Dake-O'Connor (@meredithdake) September 17, 2012
Occupy Triathlon – Rail against Jews on a megaphone, rape someone in a tent, and then take a dump on the sidewalk. #owsaccomplishments
— Call Me Timbo (@CallMeTimbo) September 17, 2012
#owsaccomplishments 4 guilty pleas in Occupy Cleveland terror bridge bombing plot case ==> http://t.co/zgKlZYxe
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 17, 2012
Added "rape tent" to the national vocabulary #owsaccomplishments
— Emile Husson (@emile_husson) September 17, 2012
Peaceful movement? Not at all.
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