Thanks for hanging with us tonight, Twitchy friends! Now we get to hear what the talking heads think, but what really matters is what the people think going forward, and I can pretty much guarantee it will be a bit different than what those of us who are political junkies took away.
Now let's go make sure it's all downhill for the Marxists from here!
Thanks for hanging out with us tonight *Insert Oliver Twist scene here.*
Twitchy readers, you crazy maniacs you, thank you thank you thank you thank you for being with us tonight - there were so many of you, you broke our servers. We love you. We really do.
That was hard to sit through and knowing you all were there getting as ticked off as we were helped so much.
We're all in this together, thank God.
Signing off because I'm hoarse from screaming at my monitor,
Sam J.
Also check Twitchy later and I should have lit up The Onion by then.
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Twitchy readers, you crazy maniacs you, thank you thank you thank you thank you for being with us tonight - there were so many of you, you broke our servers. We love you. We really do.
That was hard to sit through and knowing you all were there getting as ticked off as we were helped so much.
We're all in this together, thank God.
Signing off because I'm hoarse from screaming at my monitor,
Sam J.
Please... *Sarah McLachlan music plays*
... can you adopt one of us Twitchy writers today? Or else we will be chainsawed by Sam.
Twitchy readers, you crazy maniacs you, thank you thank you thank you thank you for being with us tonight - there were so many of you, you broke our servers. We love you. We really do.
That was hard to sit through and knowing you all were there getting as ticked off as we were helped so much.
We're all in this together, thank God.
Signing off because I'm hoarse from screaming at my monitor,
Sam J.
Okay my analysis stands.
I think Trump helped himself a little. They will call her the winner, but they called Dukakis the winner, too.
But Trump kept calm and Harris kept being nasal.
I missed that the moderators might have accidentally helped Trump. But mainly, Harris didn't say anything new and many regular people are going to wonder if she is telling the truth on things like fracking.
Twitchy readers, you crazy maniacs you, thank you thank you thank you thank you for being with us tonight - there were so many of you, you broke our servers. We love you. We really do.
That was hard to sit through and knowing you all were there getting as ticked off as we were helped so much.
We're all in this together, thank God.
Signing off because I'm hoarse from screaming at my monitor,
Sam J.
Martha McCallum right on cue. Calling them out for this farce.
I normally don't tune in to FNC, but I am going to now because I need to hear ABC News get HAMMERED for this ambush and disgrace.
I normally don't tune in to FNC, but I am going to now because I need to hear ABC News get HAMMERED for this ambush and disgrace.
Man her closing statement was short compared to Trump. And Trump is killing her on her record right now.
Trump is reminding everyone Kamala COULD have done the things she wanted ... and she didn't. This is great.
Trump just won.
The fact Kamala Harris could stand up there tonight and LIE while ABC did everything they could to help her is a stark reminder that we are truly on our own on the Right. We have to be our own media, we have to provide the truth and hold the liars accountable. And the biggest way we do that is with our Twitchy VIP Memberships which keep us going when liars like David Muir are more than happy to go along with Comrade Kamala. Tonight, we witnessed an outlet debate Trump, Kamala didn't even need to be there. Use code FIGHT and save 60% off your Twitchy VIP membership TONIGHT only.
I want to run knitting needles in my ears listening to this closing statement, and I don't even knit.
I think I deserve one day's break from scraping barnacles for having to endure this.
Do I get hazard pay?
Good Grief ...
Oh, good freaking LORD! This guy.
Trump has been staggeringly dishonest and Harris has been overwhelmingly (though not entirely) factual.
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) September 11, 2024
Hey, me too!
I'm muting Commie-la's closing statement. Sorry, she doesn't get to lie to my ears any more tonight.
I'm muting Commie-la's closing statement. Sorry, she doesn't get to lie to my ears any more tonight.