The scary thing is she could actually win.
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Trump is calling in to Fox right now, by the way.
His first line: "Why didn't she do any of the things she's complaining about?"
None. Inspirational rhetoric, but recent experience should guide your expectations.
Just a reminder before you go to bed:
The person promising all of these things tonight has been the Vice President for four years and has done none of those things.
Taylor Swift snubbed Kamala and hates her. There, I said it. 😂
Thank god he didn't sing.
So the big promised "mystery special guest" tonight was Adam Kinzinger? Are there not "bait and switch" laws in Illinois?
Just a reminder before you go to bed:
The person promising all of these things tonight has been the Vice President for four years and has done none of those things.
So the big promised "mystery special guest" tonight was Adam Kinzinger? Are there not "bait and switch" laws in Illinois?
Thanks for reading, y'all :)
We made it!
I think I lost about 20 IQ points watching that cringe-fest, but we made it.
Good night all. Not much to report about MSNBC itself - for some strange reason, they didn't interrupt.
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We got this!
Anyway, i am punching out. I am going to play Ghost of Tsushima multiplayer. I am going to there to chew gum and kill mongols and i am all out of chewing gum.
It will be interesting to see if Democrats can hold up the effort to appear excited about this ticket. It all looked a bit try-hard-ish to me.
Zero bump from this week. But she might get a slight bump with another week of media gushing (literally) about her as they continue to let her run without doing interviews.
I think it was a thoroughly OK speech. I don't think it will move the needle in her favor, but I don't think she hurt herself very much, either.
I'm not sure she will get much of a bump.
Lucas claims there is science behind the force, so arguable the same genre.
Wrong genre, amigo.
Ok you guys ... we have seen what the machine can do. They took a cackling woman who cozied up to a married man to get her start, who was more than happy to let a racist old white man exploit her for her sex and color as a VP, a woman so unpopular she couldn't win her own state in 2020 and turned her into Obama 2.0.
It's true.
That's what we're seeing tonight.
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I think it was a thoroughly OK speech. I don't think it will move the needle in her favor, but I don't think she hurt herself very much, either.
I'm not sure she will get much of a bump.
I crossed the streams!
Wrong genre, amigo.
Did I just hear Kamala say she fought for seniors facing elder abuse?
— Artist_Angie: Sensei of sARTcasm (@Artist_Angie) August 23, 2024
She stood by for at least 2 years and stayed quiet while Joe Biden was Iin Decline. Is that not Elder Abuse? pic.twitter.com/kbVsmOo1Mt
Wrong genre, amigo.
"My [parent] always told me [completely common and derivative quote]!"
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 23, 2024
Harris' speech has gone over so well that she'll do ZERO unscripted interviews or press conferences tomorrow. Or the next day. Or the next day.
CNN and MSNBC are going to wet their pants tonight because she didn't cackle.
The power of maaaaany!
We need to cancel her too and remove all of her merch like Disney did.
The power of maaaaany!
Ahem...phrasing. Boom.
A glass of water with a D on it, if you will.
Yes, Commie-la. You've shown us who you are. Ain't none of it good.
A glass of water with a D on it, if you will.
Democrats have proven they will vote for a shoe if their party tells them to. Let's be honest, a shoe would be better than Kamala ...
The power of maaaaany!