Last night's primaries were a roller coaster, for sure! Incumbents lost and long shots won.
Redsteeze decided to have a little fun with it all, and the results were, um, hilarious.
A grok generated image of someone serving in congress and the tattoos you would give them.
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) August 19, 2026
Go.
Soon to be former Congress Critter, Nancy Mace, revealed her own tattoo journey this week and imagine if others joined in.
— Mike LaChance (@MikeLaChance33) August 19, 2026
Everyone's favorite egg freezer kicks it off.
— #CMFL (@seeemmeffell) August 19, 2026
Fetterman actually covered tattoos to run!
— Matthew Bowdish MD (@MatthewBowdish) August 19, 2026
That goes hard.
I don't see Beth but OK.
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) August 19, 2026
— J D (@Jdkoa) August 19, 2026
That's funny, no matter who you are.
Currently serving? Nah. Had to… pic.twitter.com/GuGcTsP99R
— Craig Ray (@caustinray) August 19, 2026
Harsh, but fair. (To provide context, some gangs allegedly tattoo tears on their face for each time they kill someone. Obviously, the woman and the bridge is a huge part of Kennedy lore).
Mitch would still be conservative pic.twitter.com/YdJiD2GfE1
— Billionaire Chimp (@ChimpWithMoney) August 19, 2026
Recommended
Just a few he could easily cover with his shirt sleeves.
— \m/-=3Đ∇サ=-\m/ (@CargoShortLife) August 19, 2026
All of her (husband's) favorite stocks.
— SidneysGoat (@SidneysGoat) August 19, 2026
Really thought she'd have some tribals. That's a huge miss.
— GraceUnderPressure (@ExitStageRite) August 19, 2026
— Greg (@GTL_310) August 19, 2026
Fang Fang will always have a place in Swalwell's heart.
— KScores (@KScores) August 19, 2026
Omar should be from Philly because she loves that 'Brotherly Love'.
— Mike in Moultonboro (@MikeDonova62715) August 19, 2026
Pour one out.
— Wheaty Bulgur (@WheatyBulgur) August 19, 2026
Grok Is being kind to her physique in this one.
— midwit crisis (@johnniac_3) August 19, 2026
A legend in his own mind.
— John Lookabaugh (@jdlookabaugh) August 19, 2026
Honestly, we are all uncomfortable.
— Markos (@MarquelisMcGee) August 19, 2026
In memory of the bodies she's collected.
It’s an improvement pic.twitter.com/9JOk3YU36R
— Dirk Hardpec (@Eat_punchbeef) August 19, 2026
True.
— Simontologyst (@simontologyst) August 19, 2026
Machine Gun Kelly pic.twitter.com/EkOgIcERn8
— duglystick (@duglystick) August 19, 2026
Mark Kelly wishes he was that cool.
This was a mistake. https://t.co/vDJWrLsexa
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) August 19, 2026
It was hilarious!
https://t.co/JmZpOB7O00 pic.twitter.com/NTaTvNQ496
— SowellFood (@SowellFood) August 19, 2026
True.
https://t.co/NwLquca7hy pic.twitter.com/5fE56cETjC
— Ben Smith (@BenSmithDC) August 19, 2026
Simple and dainty for Mitt.
Beautiful disaster
— Braden (@SGT_B_Dub) August 19, 2026
That about sums it up.
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