'No One Should Be Jailed for Stealing Toothpaste' — Peak Progressive Brainrot From NYC

Aug 14, 2026 3:00 PM
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'No One Should Be Jailed for Stealing Toothpaste' — Peak Progressive Brainrot From NYC
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Zohran Mamdani isn't the only crazy politician in New York. Far from it.

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This Assemblywoman doesn't believe there should be consequences for stealing. Going to take a wild guess and assume she doesn't own a store or any business, actually. 

Also, 'that's a fact'. Is it? It kind of sounds like Emily's dumb opinion. 

You'll be shocked to learn Emily identifies as a 'Democratic Socialist'. In other words, she is a Commie.

Now, we can't confirm that rumor, but someone should definitely check on that. 

People are rarely jailed in New York for major crimes. Shoplifting is hardly a blip.

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It's almost like companies can't survive if people don't pay for their items and just steal them.

Someone alert AOC.

People should not steal. It's one of the Ten Commandments. A tale as old as time. Even God demands it.

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What if she is the brightest left in New York City? The majority just voted for Mamdani. Clearly, there is a lack of cognition happening in the Big Apple.

What a concept.

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