Miami Just Got Stormed by Kilts, Bagpipes, and Brazilian Whistles

The Scots have invaded Miami! Also, the Brazilians.

Miami Police aren’t loving the Tartan Army

We’re not in Boston anymore Toto pic.twitter.com/vS2HMQgcQ8
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) June 22, 2026

I was concerned this might spill into Florida, but we’re not Boston. Our police don’t tolerate chaos. With millions of tourists visiting every year, safety is non-negotiable for our economy. Florida is known as a family-friendly destination, so law enforcement here keeps the streets orderly and doesn’t allow drunken or outrageous behavior.

As a result, our cops tend to be quicker and firmer than in many other places.

Florida: Come on vacation, leave on probation. Return on violation hahahaah but anyway I'm glad to see the Scottish are enjoying the Miami World Cup vibe as much as we do!! And who knows who they will get to meet in TGK later tonight🤣 pic.twitter.com/0QX1L1mZMJ
— Branch Floridian (@JackLinFLL) June 22, 2026

Many places in Florida have absolutely shut down Spring Break crowds because they were much too raucous. Florida wants World Cup attendees to have fun, but there will be limits.

POV: The Tartan Army takes over Little Havana pic.twitter.com/lJUc0oEOVy
— Miami Marlins (@Marlins) June 22, 2026

Florida and particularly Miami is a diverse place with people from all over the world inhabiting our beloved peninsula. We love to learn about new cultures and new ways to party, but keep it cute.

Shower before you get in the pool. Your sunscreen and lotion will wash off and make the water cloudy if you don’t. Don’t swim too far out in the ocean. If you get caught in a riptide, don’t fight it. Swim parallel to the shore until you’re out of the current, then head back in. If you go on the beach at night, the no-see-ums will bite the fire out of you. Wear bug spray.

Unbelievable! The Tartan Army have taken over Miami Marlins Baseball game ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 pic.twitter.com/OuwQy68RXT
— Ronnie Charters (@STVRonnie) June 22, 2026

Brazil and Scotland both in Miami is the biggest party in the USA pic.twitter.com/9hiyoTaJqC https://t.co/Abp1xuR6Qa
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) June 22, 2026

Ask anyone who lives in Florida who the worst tourists at Disney are and they'll tell you the people from Brazil. They are very loud (louder than obnoxious Americans), travel in big clumps of people and blow whistles. Hopefully they are more chill in Miami.

I Just met the commissioner of Miami. He apologised for yesterday and said all cones are now legal to put up! Spread the word Miami is now part of the tartan army party! pic.twitter.com/gr9qsZPRTM
— Nlh (@EOT94531228) June 22, 2026

Hopefully, the Commissioner is having a chat with the police so they are all on the same page.

These Scottish folks are great! I hope we start seeing them around Miami from now on!!
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— Branch Floridian (@JackLinFLL) June 22, 2026

Let's hope they spend lots of money and really stimulate the economy of Florida!