Democrats Hire Consultants to Decode 'Man Speak' While Sipping Cocktails in the Hamptons

justmindy | 9:40 PM on May 27, 2025

Looking at figures like AOC, Ilhan Omar, and Jasmine Crockett, among others, it’s easy to argue that the Democratic Party has become increasingly eccentric. They often seem out of touch, focusing on issues that feel irrelevant to many everyday Americans. In fact, their behavior sometimes makes me wonder if they’re lizard people in disguise.

Billionaires, Hollywood actors, and a Senators spouse… the coalition of the willing https://t.co/LZPupkDZAg
— Ryan James Girdusky (@RyanGirdusky) May 27, 2025

First, their supporters in the media (and let’s be honest, that’s most of the media) suggested they form a shadow cabinet to guide the Democrats back to a winning path. The proposed list included extremely wealthy individuals, Hollywood celebrities, and John Fetterman’s wife, who often disagrees with him lately. Apparently, these are the people with their fingers on the pulse of America.

Democrats paying consultants to learn how to talk to men is kind of the problem.
— Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 (@AndrewYang) May 27, 2025

It gets better. We also learned today the Democrats are hiring consultants to help them learn how to talk to men again. Yes, they need a consultant for this. Perhaps, they have so few men voting for them these days, there is no one left to ask. What a pity.

MILLIONS being spent by Dems so they can learn the appropriate syntax to talk to men! What a joke. “These people have no idea what regular people sound like.” @bungarsargon WATCH @MegynKellyShow…
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— NanLee Marie Carissimi (@NanLee1124) May 27, 2025

I'm just a silly writer at a conservative snark site, but some suggestions I might include would be:

Leave DC, New York, and LA and actually go into those places they "fly over" and talk to people. They should ask Salena Zito about that. It's how she predicted Trump would win in 2016.
Talk to students at community colleges and trade schools. Learn what concerns them and ask them about their families. Ask them about their dreams and ambitions. Talk to white males as well. They really don't have cooties.
Go talk to pastors, priests, deacons, and bishops and listen to the concerns among their congregants. They'll probably learn a great deal about the breakdown of the family and community members in need of food and utility assistance more than ever.

Democrats will never learn about what men and women in America are facing as long as they sit in country clubs and the Hamptons and try to guess why they've lost the working class. As an avowed Republican, I hope they ignore my advice and never win again. They seem to "get the ick" from the kind of Americans who have to buy their groceries at Walmart and not Whole Foods. They turn their noses up at women who choose to take care of their families rather than working for a corporation. Until they have an attitude adjustment, national wins may be few and far between.