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The People Have Spoken and We Apologize to Elon But ... We Will Never Ever Ever Call Twitter 'X'

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Sorry, I will never call Twitter, 'X'. It's the dumbest rebranding ever. If something isn't broke, don't fix it. Also, I write for Twitchy, not Xchy. See, how silly this all is. Today, I found a TWITTER thread made for me.

There are some things the rich cannot steal from us, and as much as we love you Elon, you aren't taking Twitter from us. We are ok with you IMPROVING Twitter, and you have, sir, but we will not be changing the name. Also, the name is a letter. It's dumb. It's like when Prince decided he would be known as a symbol. Give us a break.

Do not mess with perfection.

I may be the rebel because I fit in both of those categories and I still call it 'Twitter'. 

and always.

Honestly, I want the bird back, too.

It felt like the rebranding was a joke no one took seriously.

Sometimes, I read tweets and I remember I am smart, but still probably not smart enough to be on Twitter.

Listen, long ago, Americans resolved ourselves to the fact Canadians are just different. One thing is, y'all will comply. We do not here. Mostly. Except, when they wanted us to wear face masks. Then, for some unknown reason, everybody lost their minds.

Honestly, the longest love affair I've ever had. Don't take this from me, Elon.

Not even after having too much wine, people. It never ends well.

Absolutely! I will never trust a person who calls it 'X'.





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