'This could be you' ... if you win Alan Grayson's Hell sweepstakes [pic]

Alan Grayson is the creepy Congressman who would probably be voted most likely to end up as an episode of “Criminal Minds.” He must have some equally weird supporters because this contest is like some twisted sweepstakes from a Twilight Zone episode … in Hell.

This could be you. Contribute: http://t.co/OATHgj3pn3 pic.twitter.com/X7M7gaYckQ

— Rep. Alan Grayson (@AlanGrayson) January 29, 2015

We guess he didn’t think he could deliver on more desirable “prizes” like a plague of boils or an infestation of flies.

@AlanGrayson I'd rather have my nuts popped with a wooden mallet.

— Cameron Aanestad (@camsna) January 29, 2015

https://twitter.com/Dwarfclone/status/560939713490849792

@AlanGrayson I'd rather find out there are worms in both my eyeballs.

— Cameron Aanestad (@camsna) January 29, 2015

@AlanGrayson I'd rather get all my fluids slowly sucked out of me by lampreys.

— Cameron Aanestad (@camsna) January 29, 2015

@AlanGrayson I'd rather take a swig from a bottle full of asparagus pee.

…Et cetera…

— Cameron Aanestad (@camsna) January 29, 2015

@camsna I'd like to see all that happen to you, too. What's the price of admission? Oh wait, you mothafucker, you're blocked. Ha ha!

— Reevyn Aronson (@reevynap) January 29, 2015

^^^ If you win the grand prize, She’s your date.

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