'The LiePhone 5': Apple considering Jay Carney for PR chief

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? http://t.co/qIFtB7pQHI

— Michael Deppisch (@deppisch) July 15, 2014

@deppisch "It's not what you know (or how incompetently you do your job). It's who you know."

— Dr. Conservative Thought Leader™️ (@BigJebBos) July 15, 2014

Oh, dear God. If Apple wants me to go Android/Windows, this is how to do it. (And I've owned their gear since 1970s) http://t.co/3L3vODylAS

— Stephen Fleming (@StephenFleming) July 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/488866883350056960

i thought my days of tweeting about what a clown jay carney is were over when he quit the white house. if apple hires him… hoo boy.

— Mike Beasley (@MikeBeas) July 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/nickplee/status/488835650926682113

There may be some sound reasoning behind this. Carney just got done flacking for a man who might be called the Apple Newton of presidents—oversold as something revolutionary, but ultimately useless.

If Carney survived that job, maybe he’ll do great if he actually has something good to sell.

Nah. It’s just cronyism.

https://twitter.com/FirstTeamTommy/status/488868365294116864

Perfect.