China 'out-weirds' Japan with new automated sperm extractor [video]

Welp… it was only a matter of time. The future is here… and its weird. #sexrobots (make sure you click the video) http://t.co/REiCjS42RU

— Love and a .38 (@Loveanda38) June 25, 2014

Bill Clinton’s interns are polishing their resumes since automation may now render their jobs obsolete.

https://twitter.com/MartianAmbassad/status/481896798739378176

https://twitter.com/Patrick_Clarkin/status/481906861462261760

I don't even… I can't… I mean… WHY?!?

Automatic Sperm Extractor Introduced Into A Chinese Hospital http://t.co/e5sXnRIfLp

— Steven Spohn (@stevenspohn) June 25, 2014

https://twitter.com/jpcaputi/status/481899067685879808

What, not Japan?! I am shocked! http://t.co/51BcGk86YX

— David Lamont (@DMLamont) June 25, 2014

China now trying to out-weird Japan. China has won. http://t.co/xyzcwem1L5

— Matt Exotic (@MattCover) June 25, 2014

https://twitter.com/zerohash/status/481912594064613379

Jeezus she stuck her finger in it O.O~~~>Automatic Sperm Extractor Introduced Into A Chinese Hospital http://t.co/KWHhWS58cD via @IFLScience

— Tiffany ~♡~ (@GoAheadLily) June 25, 2014

https://twitter.com/JoeMorgan85/status/481909002759307264

Just stop.