This made me think maybe he'd died. So I did a Twitter search. The truth was even worse. Shudder… RT @RobGeorge: So. Seth Rogen.
— The D.C. Universe (@dcuniverse) April 4, 2014
Twitchy brings you “who said what on Twitter,” and today that job was … unfortunate. For the love of all things big and small (and very small), can we please, please tag retweets of actor Seth Rogen’s nude “selfie” with “NSFW”?
In February, Rogen was outraged that his Capitol Hill testimony about Alzheimer’s funding wasn’t taken seriously enough by some lawmakers. He’s since moved on to the serious task of causing a panic run on eye bleach.
On Thursday, he unleashed an explicit sketch of his naked, contorted body on unsuspecting Twitter followers.
Fuck @Sethrogen and that fucking picture he tweeted. Now I've got ballsack and asshole all over my timeline thanks to all the RTs.
— Whenever You're Ready (@Samantha12Jane) April 4, 2014
No, we’re not including his tweet or the photo of his non-selfie “selfie,” but we’ll give you a work-safe version for context.
If you insist on terrorizing yourself with the original, The Wrap has a copy posted. And if you have even a speck of interest in subjecting yourself to more, you can search for “Seth,” a book of Rogen-inspired, uh, beefcake? drawings by artist Christopher Schulz.
Rogen may have been mocking the celeb selfie-overshare craze (and if it kills the trend, we’re actually kinda grateful), but the selfie was a body part too far for many.
@dcuniverse Should do wonders for his Alzheimer's fundraising!
— Robert A George (@RobGeorge) April 4, 2014
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.@dcuniverse Kinda pissed me off. Someone I follow RT'd; full picture suddenly pops up in my TL. While I'm still at work. No "NSFW" warning
— Robert A George (@RobGeorge) April 4, 2014
I sign on twitter after years of avoiding the craze, just to see @Sethrogen balls….
— Trisha Johnson (@TrishMJohnson) April 4, 2014
I have seen @Sethrogen 's jingle jangles and now my life will never be the same. #isthisgoodorbad #helpme
— Erotic Tail from the Crypt (@Cheek_Taylor) April 4, 2014
https://twitter.com/OliviaPetti/status/451943946151665664
Note to self:
Whenever Seth Rogen post a pic and caption it "selfie" , DO NOT OPEN IT.— Step (@WeekendAtSteps) April 4, 2014
Just be grateful …
Let's be glad Ellen hadn't seen @Sethrogen 's new selfie before Oscars night. Too much of a good thing. Or bad thing. Very bad in this case.
— Rod Chester (@Chesterrod) April 4, 2014
Exit warning (because we love our readers): Some people have replaced the Rickroll with this nightmarish human hellscape. Click carefully or risk permanent damage.
https://twitter.com/EricAleman_/status/451920932215345152
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