Celebrated gun policy wonk Chris Rock said today that he supports gun control because President Obama is “our boss” and “dad.”
Chris Rock now: The president is our boss and dad. Chris Rock then: George W Bush is a retard.
— Razor (@hale_razor) February 6, 2013
Remember all those times Chris Rock said the president is "our boss" and "our dad" before Obama was elected?
— China is lying (@jtLOL) February 6, 2013
Hey @chrisrock did you think of George W. Bush as your "dad" or your "boss" and do everything he wanted? I'm guessing not.
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) February 6, 2013
How times change! We’re pretty sure Rock didn’t think Booooooosh was our father, our boss, or as Jamie Foxx called Obama, “our Lord and Savior.”
Apparently no one broke the news to Howard Dean:
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/299205034523103232
Since the White House just loves releasing photographic evidence, pics or it didn’t happen!
https://twitter.com/Rschrim/status/299209611758678016
We hope Papa Obama is ready for a country full of teen angst.
https://twitter.com/BenHowe/status/299205285606723584
http://twitter.com/BenHowe/statuses/299204747825647616
http://twitter.com/redsteeze/statuses/299205091179786240
https://twitter.com/jimmiebjr/status/299207330900361216
Surely, if @BarackObama is my daddy, then there'd be child support involved. Instead I'm paying him… What's wrong with this @chrisrock?
— Calvin Hdz (@C_H813) February 6, 2013
Hey, @ChrisRock, I have two fathers, my earthly dad and my heavenly Father. @BarackObama is neither.
— Ken Shepherd (@KenShepherd) February 6, 2013
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https://twitter.com/melissaAdiva/status/299209255112806402
The Obamas are NOT my parents Chris Rock. No president is my Dad. Not even the ones I like.
— Taylor Millard (@TaylorMVLR) February 6, 2013
Obama: Chris Rock's daddy, but Julia's sugar daddy.
— Razor (@hale_razor) February 6, 2013
Thanks Chris Rock, but I already have a dad that's not totally incompetent. you can keep the president to yourself
— Gunbelievable (@mwwiedenhoeft) February 6, 2013
Just reread the Constitution and noticed the often overlooked Article 2, Section 5, "The President is your boss & daddy." Thanks @chrisrock
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) February 6, 2013
I have a dad & I love him. I dont need or want another daddy. But thanks anyway @chrisrock
— Mary #FlyTheW (@mchastain81) February 6, 2013
This & no other is the root from which a tyrant springs, when he first appears he is a protector. ~Plato
Obama ain't my daddy, @chrisrock— Cassmaster (@ckdphoto) February 6, 2013
https://twitter.com/Shelly_Bl/status/299209817178914816
http://twitter.com/redsteeze/statuses/299209746785902592
@chrisrock If Obama is my dad, how come I'm the one paying the allowance?
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 6, 2013
@jtLOL @TwitchyTeam you can't be 'dad of the country' when you're wearing #MomJeans @ChrisRock
— Rob Womack (@Rojowo) February 6, 2013
Or can you? Tinseltown can make anything happen. Chris Rock’s “Dreams from my Father”: coming soon.
I can't wait until Chris Rock's next film, "My Daddy Wears Mom Jeans."
— Killian E. Coyote (@killpundit) February 6, 2013
Worst dad ever or worst dad ever?
Hey Chris Rock, if Barack is our daddy, why does he want to kill us with drones & death panels?
— Proud American VMom (@votermom) February 6, 2013
@BenHowe hey @BarackObama if Chris Rock is right & you’re my daddy, don’t you tell me that I CAN’T play football!!!
— Chase Proctor (@ChaseProctorXLI) February 6, 2013
And if for no other reason, here’s how we know Chris is off his rocker.
http://twitter.com/redsteeze/statuses/299202542859067392
Heh.
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